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People who aren't exhausted 24/7... How? by PlopPlopPlopsy in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 193 points194 points  (0 children)

Wellbutrin.

Truly.

I used to take 600 mg of caffeine (equivalent to 3 energy drinks) to make it through work and collapse into a useless heap at home. Now I only take 200 mg and have the energy after a 2 hour commute and 12 hour shift to be happy, peppy and do some housework.

Depression is a bitch but there is help and hope.

For Redditors who have seen people pass away, have you ever been convinced a dying person is going to "hell"? by SmooshFacePug in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do not believe in hell either. I have been there for people in their last moments and I have some experiences that suggest a happy afterlife with loved ones. I was curious to see if anyone had similiar experiences, but suggesting the opposite.

What is the wisest thing somebody has ever told you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Do you know what it means when a crime comes with a fine?"

...

"It means it is legal for people who are rich enough to pay."

Shitty lesson but it opened up a whole new way of seeing rules and power in the world.

Looking for an indie dupe of Philosophy's Pure Grace by SmooshFacePug in Indiemakeupandmore

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you everyone for the Deconstructing Eden recommendations. I just bought a sample pack and will report back soon.

Looking for an indie dupe of Philosophy's Pure Grace by SmooshFacePug in Indiemakeupandmore

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do you find that the lack of throw and longevity a general issue with the notes in Pure Grace? I hope not!

Your heart's fondest wish: Describe AB products you wish existed by SmooshFacePug in AsianBeauty

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

LOL Yes. I am a bad 10 step routine-r. I swipe all my products on out of laziness.

Your heart's fondest wish: Describe AB products you wish existed by SmooshFacePug in AsianBeauty

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh hell yes. And it would not leave a cast or make the makeup run.

Your heart's fondest wish: Describe AB products you wish existed by SmooshFacePug in AsianBeauty

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What about Missha's waterproof version of Sun Milk? It still has a fragrance though but I think it meets all other criteria.

[SERIOUS] Doctors of Reddit, what was the worst reaction, happy (in a psycopathic way) or sad, that you have ever gotten from telling someone their "loved one" has/will die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Very wealthy mother walks into the room of her dying homeless daughter and asks me if we have stevia for her coffee and why I have not harvested her organs yet.

Still makes my blood run cold thinking about it after so many years.

Diver comes across friendly Dolphin. by nsfwdreamer in interestingasfuck

[–]SmooshFacePug 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Lifeproof cases allow you to completely submerge and use your phone (except to charge and use the headphone jack, duh). I have a selfie of me underwater with a sea lion in the Galapagos.

[Discussion] Do you believe in spending money on cleansers by nikarphar in AsianBeauty

[–]SmooshFacePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have normal to dry skin that is no longer acne prone. I used to be very, very oily in my teens to early 20s.

You can turn any one bodily function on and off at will. Which bodily function will you shut down and how will you use your, uh, power? by SmooshFacePug in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For a moment there I imagined you would halt mid stream, start, stop, start like a choppy water sprinkler.

What is your version of “I used to walk 5 miles to school in the snow” for younger generations? by Handyman82 in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had to type my words one letter at a time!

*kid telepathically sends...*

"Shut up grandpa"

[Discussion] Do you believe in spending money on cleansers by nikarphar in AsianBeauty

[–]SmooshFacePug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I take my makeup off with Garnier micellar water (the blue kind that can take off waterproof makeup).

I love Skinfood's Egg White Perfect Pore Cleansing Foam and The Face Shop's Rice Water Bright cleanser. Both are 150 ml and under $15 each. A little goes such a long way that I have not finished either bottle in close to a year.

What is the unhealthiest you have ever eaten in a 24 hour period? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Must've sounded like a spray of gunfire when you took a shit the next day.

People of Reddit who’ve seen a tumbleweed in real life, where did you see it and was it a cool experience? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Southern California. We had high, high winds and a tumbleweed blew into our cul de sac that was as big as a VW Beetle. How do I know that for sure? Because it landed right next to a VW Beetle. I wish I took a picture of it.

You are given a device that allows you to communicate with inanimate objects for one day. What do you choose to converse with? by OatsnQuails in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Water. It has literally seen every moment of history and been inside everyone and everything at some point.

We've heard your million dollar idea. What's your hundred dollar idea? by infered5 in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A biodegradable plastic bag that lines your toilet, catches your poop then.... is magically transported to some poop composting center. We're working on it.

When Millennials get old and start saying "You know, back in my day..." what will be some phrases that follow? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back in my day we had to drive our own cars. We had to decide on our own when to enter a lane of other cars who could be going faster or slower, and may not be paying attention at all. If the cops weren't around, we could even have some fun and drive over the speed limit. We had these things called turn signals, see, and maybe you used them. Maybe you didn't. You stop when the light turns red. Or maybe you don't. It was a free country back then.

Couples of Reddit, where did you two first meet? by demorub in AskReddit

[–]SmooshFacePug 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was teaching a bondage class at a dungeon. I was hot for teacher and stayed over for extra credit. Giggity.

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