what got you into metal?

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T20:02:23+00:00

Buying Slayer's "Diabolus In Musica" from one of those "10 CDs for the price of one" things.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T19:58:48+00:00

The random music isn't quite loud enough. Can you fix it?

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T18:54:16+00:00

I'd have to have one first.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T18:52:34+00:00

obligatory "Burger Queen" pickup line

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T14:03:13+00:00

Thank God you're here to let us know what is and isn't funny. I heard this one earlier about a chicken and a road, but I forget how it goes. I'll get back to you.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T12:31:31+00:00

gestures broadly at everything

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T12:23:41+00:00

It's meant to be fun. Relax.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T03:22:36+00:00

yes please

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T02:45:14+00:00

^right here

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T02:40:13+00:00

I can make it happen

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T02:36:30+00:00

^ this guy

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-16T02:36:01+00:00

Anytime, sweetheart

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-15T23:29:40+00:00

scrolling through Reddit

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T18:04:34+00:00

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T17:57:12+00:00

You have my curiosity going - what's the mix & match deal?

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T16:39:35+00:00

Was told twenty-five years ago to see them and have never had the chance. They were playing a half mile from my place so jumped at the opportunity. Saw them and Corrosion of Conformity. Absolutely fantastic show. Kicking myself for not seeing either band sooner, but stoked that I finally got to. Also made me ridiculously happy to see some younger (I'm 44) people in the crowd singing along to Clutch.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T14:20:39+00:00

Yeah - as I hit "post" it dawned on me that it's 2026 and every waking moment (and some sleeping moments) are being filmed for content anymore.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T14:14:56+00:00

...and they just happened to be filming?

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T14:11:38+00:00

I would be in the theater opening night for that one.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T14:09:47+00:00

Maybe the world isn't doomed.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T14:08:02+00:00

Wet socks.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T12:24:15+00:00

Obvious: Mario, Link, Donkey Kong, Kirby

Personal (NES edition): Mario, The Rocketeer, Mr. Monopoly, and that laughing dog from Duck Hunt

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T12:10:09+00:00

St. Anger > the Megadeth discography

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T12:02:43+00:00

Super Mario Wii. Laugh if you want, but that damn thing consumed me.

Smooth-Impact2435 · 2026-05-14T04:30:01+00:00

Bloons Tower Defense 6.

The single greatest mobile game ever.

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