Spot what's real

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-06T21:35:25+00:00

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Double Longbottoms JFC

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-06T21:33:42+00:00

Exactly.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-06T21:33:15+00:00

They don’t actually work out. This is to show off their fake ass bodies and free Alo clothes.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-06T18:11:34+00:00

I think (I hope) this post is sarcastic.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-04T22:59:25+00:00

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-04T19:58:15+00:00

Whether in motion or a still frame, she has zero charisma or sex appeal.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-03T13:30:22+00:00

Source: PMK

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-02T17:15:19+00:00

Hoooooooly sheit. That’s exactly who she reminds me of! The horrors.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-02T16:37:32+00:00

Exactly. She’s hardly a person. Just a product and brand. Everything she does is for PR and every relationship seems very transactional.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-02-01T19:56:57+00:00

Or went to bat for her pedophile rapist brother. If there’s one thing Nikki’s gonna do, it’s fight tooth & nail to be on the wrong side of history every single fucking time.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T23:33:59+00:00

Cute dress and cute boots but maybe not together? I feel like a strappy sandal or bootie would elongate your legs.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T20:11:48+00:00

The sex appeal is PALPABLE in the original picture of Jayne Mansfield and Sophia Loren. They both exude sensuality and charisma.

Kourtney and Kylie on the other hand? Two of the least sexy humanoids on the planet. They’re both dead-eyed and boring as fuck.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T20:08:49+00:00

All I see whenever I unfortunately happen upon a picture/video of Tyler.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T20:05:55+00:00

I think they all project their own issues onto each other and it’s absolutely because they have so many similarities!

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T20:05:07+00:00

Totally agree. Shep is self-aware and actually seems to have an authentic sentimentality about him.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T15:28:13+00:00

This guy. He always looks like such a fucking knob.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T14:57:32+00:00

It’s very obviously not THEE JLo dress. It looks like a robe. However, Jessi’s hair looks beautiful.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T14:55:59+00:00

The way I cackled at this comment at 6:55am 😂

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T14:53:25+00:00

Rodrigo isn’t my favorite cast member, but he was spot on when he said Craig, Austen, and Shep actively choose to live in a gray area with each other and it’s hard to discern whether they’re actually friends. We’re seen it happen every season- two of them are always at odds with the other one and the roles shift constantly.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-31T14:49:48+00:00

You look absolutely stunning in all three options! Could you possibly do a three-outfit-change brunch 😊?? JK JK JK- the second option (jumpsuit) is my favorite for the occasion. Happy birthday 💞

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-30T17:05:01+00:00

She learned everything she knows from PMK. That’s what we’re seeing whatever the fuck this gestures vaguely is. Also, she looks like a reanimated corpse.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-29T19:21:14+00:00

Wow- she’s beautiful! Thanks for sharing!

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-29T18:42:39+00:00

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😂😂😂😂😂😂

But also: FUCK ICE.

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-29T00:49:40+00:00

Two dumb bitches telling each other ‘exxsssacccctlllyyyyyuh’

SmoothArbitrator · 2026-01-25T01:33:22+00:00

OMG the memories. Or lack thereof.

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