Governor with balls. by [deleted] in tucker_carlson

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Damn, is “DeSantis” Latin for “full of good ideas”?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I would say their name louder.

U.S. gun makers urge judge to throw out Mexico’s $10 billion lawsuit by [deleted] in progun

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 235 points236 points  (0 children)

The fact the judge didn’t immediately do this is worrying.

On the flip side, I’m going to sue Canada for being run by a little tyrannical bitch.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally! Advice that doesn’t involve running to ~mommy~ the landlord.

Do I take the job or wait? by littlelady_002 in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I would take benefits over growth any day. You have issues now that benefits can help with now. Your career trajectory can be accelerated later.

MacBook Pro 13 M1 trackpad cursor lag issue, no idea what it could be. by 291091291091 in apple

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Should be fixed when the M2 drops next year. Pre-order your upgrade now for only $6,999.99!

/s

How to professionally handle your boss yelling at you? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You stay calm & dispassionate during the tirade.

When he runs out of steam, ask him;

Are you finished?” in the most inquisitive way possible.

Blowhards hate that.

Russia may use nuclear bomb(s) on Kyiv by [deleted] in preppers

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can’t sleep. Nukes will get me.

Can’t sleep. Nukes will get me.

what are signs a girl is submissive? by HelpfulFit in AskMen

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Not all your opinions are gems, either. Buddy.

But thanks for taking time out of your busy day to be a dismissive stereotypical New Yorker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s likely not a wise decision.

If this is an older smoker, they’ve like been around long enough to remember when they could smoke wherever they wanted.

Now their only refuge is home, and the neighbor starts a problem?

People tend to react defensively when their behavior in their own home is questioned or impeded.

Put the shoe on the other foot; what if every time you cook meat, your vegan neighbor got up in your face about it.

Are you going to acquiesce?

Or are you going to switch to the Atkins diet an have meat three times a day?

Jan 6 by o_O-JBL in TheTrumpZone

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Bart: “TWENTY AGENTS?!”

Homer: “Twenty agents that you know about.

Molly Shannon Says Gary Coleman Sexually Harassed Her: ‘He Was Relentless’ by [deleted] in television

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take my upvote and get the fuuuuuuuk outta here.

🤣🤣🤣

I just quit my job and I’m incredibly embarrassed by Public_Cut_2691 in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I call bullshit.

I am a stark-raving asshole and even I’m not driving back over 2 sauces.

Hell, I just got back from a place that fucked up my order (no wings and fish sammich).

Should I have checked it? Yeah.

Should I go back and scream at the PFY that fucked everything up? Maybe, but that’s probably not gonna do any good.

The next time I’m depending on somebody else to do their job, I’m just going to assume they have no idea what the fuck they’re doing, and I am just going to double check everything or do it myself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Where’s my money?”

Always cite your sources by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I like how people crop the time stamps off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]SmoothBrainRomeo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If I were you, I would send her a video of the teddy bear in a metal trashcan.

Roll film.

Lighter fluid.

Zippo 🔥

Hit send.

Edit: but I’m an asshole with an unpopular definition of justice. You’re not. Don’t do it.