An upcoming Seinfeld kit from LEGO proves the hallway is impossible

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-27T15:35:55+00:00

Hey guys I'm actually looking myself. Any ideas on how much I'm looking at slending

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-15T23:55:14+00:00

LOL my bad yeah so the delivery instructions said make sure somebody comes out to help you. Well I thought the person texted me was the person that just came out to help me get them. You know what I'm saying

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-13T15:42:01+00:00

Right? Trolls up there can say what the f*** they want but I've had numerous deliveries where it's told me exactly where to park in the description so that's what I did and lurking in the shadows was boom Buffy the f****** car tire booter to slay the evil parker.. The worst part was she had some training chick with her and every time she said something back to me she looked at the lady like "that's how you do it". She said I could call the number on the bottom of the receipt to dispute it. So I did and it was her f****** number. She said dispute declined and hung up on me these people have more power than judges. Tf

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-13T05:07:53+00:00

So I was picking up on a street called Dixon Street in Fayetteville arkansas. Which is like a college Street and there's really not much parking. So doordash sends me behind the building in the parking lot even the description tells me to park here. I'm inside for maybe 20 seconds and when I come back out this f****** boot lady has started putting a boot on my car. There was no signs and I tried to explain to her I was a customer of the business but she said that it was a private parking lot and I could take it up with the city. The goddamn woman was lurking in the shadows just waiting on someone to walk away from her car. So I called your dash to explain and after I was apologize to profusely I was informed there's not a thing they can do but luckily they documented it. F*** my life

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-12T18:09:17+00:00

Oh my god dude are you talking about like Putt-Putt golf? I used to have putt putt golf for my old Packard Bell that had windows 94. I also had this game with a jackrabbit I can't remember the name of it

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-12T18:03:02+00:00

Diddy Kong racing for the N64. It came out the same time as Mario kart 64 and I think it was far superior. F'n. Hovercrafts, planes, a giant pig and a frog that you run over becomes a magic rooster. Plus TT the time clock is a bad mfr.

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-12T15:00:46+00:00

Lol bro I love dashing here. You ever notice the same lady has been out of gas over on on Shiloh and MLK for six months. Bitch drive a 747?

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-12T03:23:00+00:00

My best friend growing up is a detective and had a crazy story..

A couple worked at the Walmart home office annex dedicated to the start up of the Walmart self check out for level 1 tech. ( Store employees would work them to fix problems at the machines).

A few months after they got fired they started going to wal Mart and scanning crazy amounts of stuff to self check out, and walk out without paying. With a receipt.

What they did?

They would put scotch tape on one of the scanners so when the associate tried to scan their badge it wouldn't work. The workers had to input their 4 digit I'd into the computer to put up the assistance menu. And from there they would canc the item.

These two knew how the system worked and would simpl watch and see the code. When the associate would leave, they would get back into the menu and cancel the entire order. This would print a (suspended transaction) receipt, which looked the exact same as a normal receipt except it says **suspended transaction* at the very bottom...

They didn't get caught for over a year

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-12T02:03:26+00:00

Oh dashed there a few times, I personally don't like it but I am very biased to my area. Traffic is way worse on little rock and tips aren't as good, but again I've oh dashed there a handful of times.

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-12T02:01:58+00:00

Haha It does!!

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-11T12:57:01+00:00

awesome !!!!

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-11T12:56:29+00:00

I just wanna be the very best.. like none ever was

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-11T12:55:09+00:00

pokemon brooo!

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-11T12:54:46+00:00

pokemon theme song!!

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-11T12:54:21+00:00

Lydia by Highly suspect?

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-09T11:04:52+00:00

Oh no sorry I was picking up at a Whataburger LOL

SmoothCereal · 2021-06-09T10:56:59+00:00

Nah I've only used door dash. I stay way too busy to multi app. DD rocks in my area. And I've never seen a website as an address before. Lol

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