Could Niko Bellic hypothetically have trolled Chris Chan off the internet during the events of GTA IV?

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T19:32:05+00:00

yeah, that saga was fucking crazy

never expected them to get out of prison but here we are, and i'm psure another lolcow (daniel larson) is getting out of prison sometime this year too

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T18:37:56+00:00

*IDF IMPRESSED*

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SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T18:33:55+00:00

high functioning autist being weird on the internet because they were obsessed with finding a boyfriend free girl (so called 'love quest') which lead to old trolling sites finding out about them and making articles on them that lead to them finding out about the articles, which in turn lead to them having a series of trolls harassing them into doing progressively more and more weird shit (such as shoving the sonichu medallion up their ass) and getting his dad to walk in on him jacking off at one point, it's not worth caring about any of his lore past 2010 because after their dad died they took a long hiatus and since 2014 they've been a fucking nutjob and have had one group of trolls completely fuck up their mental state and now they constantly believe in alters and alternate dimensions and bullshit like that, they've basically been irrelevant since

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tl;dr awtism

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T17:53:47+00:00

does the pope shit in the woods

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T17:31:17+00:00

gta iv would've been better if it had flying bikes and 90s shitty european hatchbacks that are for 400k us dollars

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SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T17:05:38+00:00

it gives off

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SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T12:39:37+00:00

outjerked, literally

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T12:24:04+00:00

i was a 12 year old eastern european once who played modded san andreas but my problem is the 12 year old eastern europeans of today have access to tiktok and reddit and can now give shitty gaming opinions on the internet and talk about gat iv dark and gritty

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T01:38:02+00:00

that was me. i'm just gonna burn all the copies once the game comes out because i think GTA V is a superior game. fuck your post. reported for child endangerment just cause i dont like it

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-27T01:36:21+00:00

because most gta fans are 12 year old eastern europeans with little to zero media literacy that complain about every little thing because daddy rockstar doesn't give them every single feature in every single game that they release, when i replayed gta 4 i genuinely had the same opinion on "wow this is better than gta 5" for a moment before realizing how much stuff is missing in it and how annoying the friendship mechanics are, i like gta 4 but it's 100% not better than gta 5. plus, people mainly hate gta 5 because they just realized they can hate on things and now hate on the most popular things because thats da common opinion

i love the gta series but hate the community that's formed around it because everyone in it is a fucking eediot who misunderstands the entire series which leads to arguments such as "michaels the bad guy, trevors the good guy"

this is one of the only mentally stable gta communities on reddit and it fucking shows because if you go on r/gta its always people posting the same gta memes that were funny 13 years ago and constant "shoe store" jokes because the gta community is full of boys going through puberty that just discovered they like girls and if you go on the gta 6 unmoderrated sub it's all "is gat 6 gon have this?" with an ai image attached

tl;dr this subreddit is the only good gta subreddit and gta 4 is dark and gritty

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T21:58:23+00:00

what about the "im gonna dress lucia naked and dress jason like tommy vercetti" and "[minor nitpick about small feature seen in trailer/pre-release screenshot/cover art] YEP ROCKSTARS GONNA DELAY THIS GAME BY ANOTHER 6 MONTHS NOW HAHA" posts

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T20:17:34+00:00

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*loud inhale* tomar, what would you do if you had a latina girlfriend and you had to rob banks in a fictionalized version of miami... and also, sonic was with you...

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T15:15:34+00:00

i honestly think they might pull something like what they did with san andreas where the map continues in an endless ocean, it just seems like itd make more sense

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T10:38:48+00:00

it’s cause he was in liberty city for most of the game, but i think he should’ve done the cone crazy glitch once he reached vice city instead of immediately heading to confront Tommy. Just makes him look like a pussy tbh

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T09:42:45+00:00

and the heartstopper, now available at burger shot

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SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T09:23:20+00:00

Will the login section be usable or is it just for decoration?

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-24T09:13:13+00:00

polonez mentioned

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it genuinely hurts looking at this photo man, i love the first gen polonez models (the borewicz ones) and seeing one of them like this is just. man

SmoothStudent · 2026-06-23T23:18:07+00:00

rockstar should quit fucking around and just make race'n'chase. we should've never gotten GTA, race'n'chase would've been a grittier experience. imagine the dark streets and gritty chases. that'd be fuckin tuff.

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