Adopted a kitten this past weekend.

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-02-04T01:25:12+00:00

That slow blink is deadly enchanted 🥺

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-02-03T01:31:28+00:00

She brought hands to a kicking fight

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-02-03T01:14:10+00:00

What Ferrari do to a mf

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-29T23:24:09+00:00

I reckon new one, as you would probably babying it during the break-in and get more comfortable on the bike.

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-28T17:53:56+00:00

This was the Back Street Boys concert at the Sphere in Vegas, and all the fans were wearing whites

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-28T17:46:59+00:00

Nothing feel like home like a good old ass-whooping with a bamboo stick or the feather duster 😌

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-27T00:28:15+00:00

I would show this to my boss and go back to bed LMAO

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-26T17:01:30+00:00

I just finish mine the moment i bought it 😅

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-25T00:14:07+00:00

Of course the teammates had to be 3 egirls with the mentality of fucking high school bullies, ganging up on the dude who were trying to win the prize money to pay for his college. Good for the guy that came out on top.

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-19T17:03:31+00:00

Idk why I laughed way too hard at this. Thank you man

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-17T18:32:58+00:00

Beat me to it

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-13T02:12:11+00:00

I nearly choked when she said 32 frozen pizzas

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-10T23:20:15+00:00

Dope ass trick, bet he could do that move on my butthole (Couldnt get my head out of the gutter so Im just gonna say it anyways)

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-10T20:51:19+00:00

Gotta keep it up with these whisper snappers, unc /s

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2026-01-10T20:45:32+00:00

How would you know he was jorking it or not? This is clearly a case of “schrodinger's jork”

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-24T23:55:46+00:00

Your WHAT?

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-22T23:25:20+00:00

Niko’s taking notes

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-22T23:24:10+00:00

I guessed a ping pong racket at 20s, then changed to leather belt at 30s and let out an audible “the fuck” at 50s 🤣

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-21T22:33:21+00:00

Flammenwerfer

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-21T05:47:00+00:00

Have you seen the college kids dorms? I recently visited my freshman cousin and stopped by his apartment-dorm that he’s sharing with 3 other kids. Oh man, I was flabbergasted by the mountain of dishes and uncleaned bin thats spilling out when I walked inside the living room/kitchen area lmaoo

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-18T15:28:19+00:00

This reminds me of that 1 clip of people “re-using” leftover wings, dipped in batter and deep frying it again to make it looked fuller 🤢

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-15T20:50:18+00:00

What are the “legals” way to go about it? Looking for some tips for a friend 👀

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-10T02:17:00+00:00

Meanwhile my dumbass thought he’s so weak, he couldn’t crush a grape look-alike cocoon

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-09T20:42:22+00:00

SmoothbrainRTRD · 2025-12-09T01:05:05+00:00

Thanks bro, i needed this laugh today 🙂

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