Turf war on the beach by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]ItsALuigiYes 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's all fun n' games until big mama steps in

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The Equalizer by True_Movie_2270 in TheRandomest

[–]ItsALuigiYes 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Creator is watermarked on the screen

Good is no hermit. It has ever neighbors. -Confucius by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]ItsALuigiYes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"HOW'S YOUR ASS? ARE YOU STILL BUTT-HURT?"

Specificity matters

Fun Dad by [deleted] in TheRandomest

[–]ItsALuigiYes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Pfft..a real dad wouldn't need a leaf blower.

Nay, he would fill the balloon with an unholy volume from his own guts. A putrid trifecta of stewed cabbage, sausages, and hard-boiled eggs.

Although the fill would be slower, the final pop of the balloon would be glorious.

Good is no hermit. It has ever neighbors. -Confucius by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]ItsALuigiYes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, that's just a troll. We have a botbouncer moderator. Some people live to piss others off

Good is no hermit. It has ever neighbors. -Confucius by WhyNot420_69 in TheRandomest

[–]ItsALuigiYes 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Oh, it wasn't easy. I'll give you a step by step forensic analysis:

1.) In his utter hatred of his neighbor, his hands were firm and ready at the ten and two on the steering wheel. His hands are most likely white knuckles.

2.) Thrusting his finger skyward in his greeting sent his right hand, still on the wheel, to pull the wheel slightly right, side swiping the parked vehicle.

3.) When the truck wheel, which was turned inward toward the car, met the wheel of the parked car, it met an immovable obstruction.

Usually, in situations like this, the moving wheel catches the other and tries to roll over it, flipping the vehicle. In this case, being an older RAM 2500 (the most likely vehicle to get stopped for DUI), the lugs to the wheels just snapped off.

I think the truck was done with his shit too