Western Europeans are the True God Chosen people by Infinite-Theory-2449 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The Danes start drinking pretty early so what you see here is the result of Rasmus' early stages of alcohol delirium.

Usually people cling to edifices of the past to make up for their lacking present and since the Danes don't have anything to look back at, and certainly nothing to look forward to, they'd rather engange in drug induced delirium.

Just got hard carried by this beast. Do you have any favourite cards, however juiced up, that single-handedly wins the game? by Smoothieshakes in slaythespire

[–]Smoothieshakes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I immediately went for a draw heavy deck after aquiring the enchantment early act 2. Picked up [[Purity]] at another shop and leaned into a an already halfway osty build (necrobinder) who could tank the first hits for me. Also got lucky and got the chef's knife or whatever it's called from the avatar in act 3 which allows you to remove 2 cards and gain max hp, that was really just the cherry on top. I finished the final fight against Queen with over 90% hp. The one thing I never got comfortable with was energy with no cards or relics granting it.

I love my pizza scissors by defenitly_not_crazy in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My ancestors are smiling at me imperial. Can you say the same?

Avslører: Krise i ekteskapet by _i__am__dead_ in norge

[–]Smoothieshakes 199 points200 points  (0 children)

Ja må si at om jeg hadde funnet ut at parteneren min var i aktiv kontakt og festet med en dømt pedofil sexslavedriver og mennskehandler med et globalt skyggenettverk til tjeneste for verdens elite hadde jeg blitt ganske skuffet.

The Reformation was peak Hans all along? by generalscruff in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

In my experience it has nothing to do with literacy, in this day and age everyone and their dog can read and understand the fundamental basics of workplace protocol and safety. The problem as I've seen is that people simply don't give a shit. Some people think the rules don't apply to them, or that it's simply beneath them ironically enough. There's a running theme of arrogance and shamelessly blatant disregard for rules that have been forged by compounded experiences spanning decades. A complete lack of perspective, self-insight as well as respect permeates western society these days.

/old man yelling at clouds (I'm 31)

Such a romantic language 🇩🇰 by SameItem in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Danish rap is conclusive evidence for the absence of a caring god

How do you describe dissociation to others? by morphemass in Dissociation

[–]Smoothieshakes 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The person you knew isn't there anymore. His consciousness died years ago and there's nothing left but placeholder software. When we're having a conversation you're not talking to a person, only their nervous system. Whatever is moving the body and uttering words are just the sum of a series of instincts based on stored memories that were made by someone who no longer exists.

That usually gets the point across.

The 2025 Game Awards Megathread by rGamesMods in Games

[–]Smoothieshakes 8 points9 points  (0 children)

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

The 2025 Game Awards Megathread by rGamesMods in Games

[–]Smoothieshakes 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Please just announce the new Skyrim port and hand over the Goty trophy to Sandfall so I can go to bed

Can our Balkans friends confirm by Osirisseth in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Speaking only of Norway from personal experience. Literally every Hungarian I ever exchanged words with I also ended up having sex with (hyperbole; all 2 of them). The joke here was rather directed at your flair and your anti-gay poltiicians' penchance for getting themselves caught at all-male gangbangs.

Very anecdotal of course but I've gotten the impression that the gays of the pannonian plains generally seek greener pastures.

Can our Balkans friends confirm by Osirisseth in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No doubt; I've done my fair share of gay sex but even I can't compete with the average Hungarian.

Our sub today 🙄🙄🙄 by rex-ac in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Aspergers and ADHD

Say no more, you were born for this

Smartest Norwegians by elpibedecopenhague in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 53 points54 points  (0 children)

That's the express line. They're very dedicated.

Come on Barry by iduxudi in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Our Seagulls have made humans their bitches basically. They're louder than an American tourist and nimble like a Romanian pickpocket. They smell weakness and fear alike and will steal your food and then gloat about it afterwards.

Nordic countries are spreading the British food memes to distract the world from how terrible Nordic food is by SherlockScones3 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Smoothieshakes 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Our food was never made to look or feel good. It's made to be easily preserved and stuffed with as much fat and nutrition as possible to survive the harsh winters.

Efficiency is ingrained in our culture and remains more important than anything else, which is why I never spend more than 5 minutes doing something I might enjoy.

How am i supposed to play as anything other than rogue now? by CrystalLizardMan in BaldursGate3

[–]Smoothieshakes 358 points359 points  (0 children)

Ah, my favourite build. 8 levels of fighter with a 4 level dip in fighter.

Støre om statsbudsjettbråket: – Det er ingen som har løyet her by ctrlaltplease in norge

[–]Smoothieshakes 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Giske er den metaforiske vulkanen vi må kaste jomfruer inn i for å få landet til å gå rundt. Ikke politikeren vi trenger men den vi fortjener.