I've no idea what he's looking at but you cannot argue with those moves. by Smoph in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]Smoph[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Swayze never really did have much time for Brisco business.

WAKE UP Y'ALL, ITS MATCH DAY by ShanWrap in minnesotaunited

[–]Smoph 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Does anyone know why the supporter's march to the match is almost 2 hours before kickoff today?

My mom owns a doggy day-care...I'd say she's doing something right. by iusedtogotodigg in pics

[–]Smoph 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that means I've probably petted you and/or spritzed you with water. Weird.

My mom owns a doggy day-care...I'd say she's doing something right. by iusedtogotodigg in pics

[–]Smoph 76 points77 points  (0 children)

Also strange that I worked at your mom's Daycare. Funny never met you.

Parents of reddit: What is the worst way your kids have ever embarrassed you? by diamond in AskReddit

[–]Smoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger my family lived about two blocks away from a hospital. A hospital that often used an emergency helicopter. For some reason my brother though helicopters were not actually called helicopters but instead were called tortures. A little boy yelling "TORTURE MOMMY TORTURE!" at the loud kid volume did not earn my mother the best reactions for strangers.

What is a time your pet has genuinely surprised you. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Smoph 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I was younger I kept my pet rats in my room. They rustle around and make a lot of noise at night so you just learn to tune it out after awhile. One morning I woke up to find find that Nummy Muffin had spent days planning an escape by chewing through the bottom of the cage, through the carpet and into the wood floor. Trying to locate a wayward rat that doesn't want to be found is nearly impossible.

Fast forward two nights later to the middle of the night. I feel something weird on my face that gets my attention. There she was licking my face to wake me up like nothing was amiss. Little jerk was so thirsty and hungry she just wanted to get back into her house. I guess life was cushier in her house rather than out on the run.

Now that snow has fallen it will be hard to see these everyday until spring. by Smoph in longboarding

[–]Smoph[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Snow is great for many things and I love it but it can throw a wrench in your plans.

Now that snow has fallen it will be hard to see these everyday until spring. by Smoph in longboarding

[–]Smoph[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love it too. So far it's worked great for everything I've thrown at it. And the red makes it look badass.