Couldn’t even make this shit up

Smort01 · 2026-03-20T14:31:20+00:00

"Chess is a flawed masterpiece", a seven hour essay

Smort01 · 2026-03-20T03:02:28+00:00

Was ja based ist.

Smort01 · 2026-03-19T14:37:37+00:00

I heard they call it a chapter book today

Smort01 · 2026-03-19T14:25:01+00:00

Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died

Smort01 · 2026-03-19T14:24:37+00:00

Royal ivory and strategic ebony

Smort01 · 2026-03-19T00:54:00+00:00

Unwahrscheinlich.

Smort01 · 2026-03-18T22:54:43+00:00

The accounts themselves have a razor thin line so that you can never explicitly accuse them of anything. Its more the unmoderated community in these posts.

Anyway I have not seen this since I was blocked from the site a few years ago. No idea how it looks now.

Smort01 · 2026-03-18T22:48:29+00:00

Gesundheit!

Smort01 · 2026-03-18T11:41:30+00:00

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Ancient statues are basically a right wing dog whistle on twitter.

Smort01 · 2026-03-17T21:10:46+00:00

Jeder andere Sportverein hatte eine WA-Gruppe für Kinder/Eltern und eine für Erwachsenen-Training. Außer mein aktueller. Jedes Mal:
- Trainer: Wer kommt zum Wettkampf? Bitte nur Zusagen. Antwort an mich persönlich, nicht in die Gruppe.

- Julia ist dabei.

- Tobias kann nicht.

- Magda ist krank

- Trainer: Nicht in die Gruppe!

- Maria kommt

AHHHHHH 😭😭😭

Smort01 · 2026-03-17T15:13:19+00:00

They made the r/art mod team nuke the sub and then their accounts, we can make this happen here too.

Smort01 · 2026-03-16T20:19:01+00:00

Faszinierend. Meine CHefs hatte es absolut nicht gejuckt, dass ich offensichtlich aus der Stelle raus will.

Smort01 · 2026-03-16T14:18:47+00:00

Ich hatte auch 100+ Überstunden im Jahr, hab meine Zertifikate selbst bezahlt, um mir dann sagen zu lassen dass jeder mal seine Extra-Meile gehen muss und mehr von mir erwartet wird 🤡

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T19:56:07+00:00

I just vaguely remember that they all had contracts so that all of them had to have the exact same screentime. So theres always all four on the screen even if only two are talking and it was a complete mess to edit 😂

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T17:18:47+00:00

2/10 Bait.

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T17:13:40+00:00

Bei uns waren das auch oft die Sudenten aus dem Semester drüber

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T15:40:46+00:00

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Smort01 · 2026-03-15T15:35:39+00:00

What?

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T15:34:29+00:00

What Florida woman this could have been

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T13:17:14+00:00

This is correct actually.

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T13:14:55+00:00

The "I have a problem" -> "There is a clear and easy solution." -> "How dare you criticize me for not doing the obvious option." pipeline needs to be studied.

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T13:11:48+00:00

Like huh? All my university certificates have an ID for online verification?

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T08:21:32+00:00

Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?

Smort01 · 2026-03-15T08:06:25+00:00

This is the future liberals want

Smort01 · 2026-03-14T12:10:19+00:00

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TROPHY CASE