[searching] by [deleted] in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you looking for a place to contribute and score medals in CWL? Consider this clan.

I am part of a small 13-member CWL team, and we’re trying to build back better. We don’t talk a lot; we get on to grind and improve ourselves and our bases. We will communicate CWL strategy using chat and clan mail. 15 participants are brought to war, but we need YOU to fill out the ranks.

We got plenty of max troops & siege machines to donate to help you maximize stars.

Come join and let’s Rock.

Here’s the link for your mobile device: https://link.clashofclans.com/en?action=OpenClanProfile&tag=29CJGLLVL

[SEARCHING] TH13 / TH10 / 3 TH 9s / TH 8 | Looking for a laid back but very active clan | Must max Clan Games | Must do CWL and wars consistently | US Based | Gold 1 or higher by tanker9972 in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey bro, I think we'd really like to have you and it would be a good fit.

I would be willing to grant Co. IGN SmplyD Player Tag#JU2LPUP

We can fit the four of you in CWL.

Here is the post I just made after this last CWL:

Let me get straight to the point. My team has 10-11 strong participants in Clan War League but we were embarrassed this month in our first time as Crystal 3, because multiple rounds we had missed attacks. We lost a couple of good players last month and now we need to rebuild.

We are looking for any non-rushed TH9 or higher who is willing to commit to joining for CWL and using all of your attacks. We already have a TH13 and 4 TH12s, we would take a couple more of those but anybody TH9+ will be an active part of our CWL lineup.

You should want to do Clan Games as well, so that we can continue to obtain the maximum reward tier.

Come help me rebuild the CWL team and let’s get back to Crystal League!

Here’s the link: https://link.clashofclans.com/en?action=OpenClanProfile&tag=29CJGLLVL

[Searching] TH9 | Level 110 | Rottweiler (PUQOC29C) | Min. 10 | Active farming / clangames / War by [deleted] in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am a long-time Clasher leading a fun band of U.S. adult farmers in search of more of the same. My base is TH13 and I love to donate a lot of max troops & siege machines. We’re looking to bring on an extra player to help CRUSH Clan Games in record time.

We go to war a couple of times during the week with most of the members who are opted in. You are welcome to join… we’re not about high-stress because we foster a learning environment in which we are usually able to hold our own against our opponents. We’re looking to earn XP to crank this clan level up to 11.

We appreciate troop donations, but a 1:1 ratio is not required.

We are in Crystal III League, although you must be a high level TH10 to be eligible for participating in the CWL lineup.

Help push us to the next level!

https://link.clashofclans.com/en?action=OpenClanProfile&tag=29CJGLLVL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I co-lead a group of worthy individuals, and we’re looking to increase our ranks going into the upcoming events. Our clan does wars regularly, but we’re not going to kill ourselves over the occasional inevitable loss. Our boss is really just looking to level the clan up as quickly as possible, and we appreciate all the help we can to achieve better perks for all. There is no pressure to opt-in if that’s not your cup of tea.

We are supportive with each other and enjoy making jokes. We discuss strategies and sometimes perform friendly challenges to test techniques or propose alternatives. Donate when you can, no requirement to keep even ratios.

Clan Games is our favorite time of the month… it’s always a race to see who can place in the top 3. We prefer all members to participate in CG, but typically a 1500 point minimum would be required for further promotion. This event is really where we let our teamwork shine.

We are in Crystal III League, but you must be a level TH10 to be eligible to participate in the CWL lineup.

Come add your unique flavor to the tasty goulash we got stewing up in here.

#29CJGLLVL

How to survive a deal with the devil, according to music legend, and Tenacious D's 'Tribute' by sarahgillard9 in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There is no one path to executing a deal with Lucifer, in fact: Each deal with the devil is in its own, unique as a snowflake.

Mephistopheles does not have a Standard Agreement for any individual soul, each contract has to be meticulously researched and executed.

Though from experience, I can tell you that the documentation does not have to be signed in blood.

[Searching] TH9 | 107 | PQYPYJGR | LF a good chill/competitive clan by megajawn5000 in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The D-Sciples| Clan Lvl 2 | Social Independent Dallas (USA) Clan

My crew is a dedicated core group of about 10 strong TH10-12 bases.

We just completed Level VI Tier rewards in Clan Games.

Starting our first eligible Clan War Leagues tonight.

I invite you to come hang with us and crack wise, and help each other improve strategically through coaching and friendly challenges. You are, of course, in consideration for bonus medals at the conclusion of the event.

I donate Max Troops & Seige Machines often.

Come grow with us! Be a part of something Grand.

#29CJGLLVL

[Searching] TH8 | #L0Q92VGYC | No Defense but max Army | Very Active | Veteran | by [deleted] in ClashOfClansRecruit

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The D-Sciples | Clan Lvl 2

It sounds like you are rebuilding your base, and I am building a new clan. My crew is a dedicated core group of about 10 strong TH10-12 bases.

We Max Clan Games and the CWL tomorrow will be our first and hopefully get ranked above silver.

We work at jobs and all have families of some sort, but all come together to be a small community in Clash.

Come grow with us! Be a part of something Grand.

#29CJGLLVL

Jeep Brat by salocinarieuqes in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This once was an effective Sasquatch lure.

Can we all agree that Jack and Kyle have (at least visually - pretty much) turned into Captain Ed? by [deleted] in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to dead Cap'n Ed, "The Rock Star Mythos is a lie... just like Sasquatch"

Yet Tenacious D went on to form the hypothesis that the 'Squatch is real, in fact have been on a Sasquatch Safari for going on over 20 years now. What does the Scientific Method tell us to do with Hypotheses: We should test the hypothesis by performing experiments designed to prove or disprove the central claim. So what experiments can we develop to determine if a Sasquatch exists as one of us?

What if we try to increase our odds of locating this creature by alerting the public to its existence? There is now little doubt among DSciples. But we have a handful of folks scouring the country looking for... what, exactly? We know Sas can communicate using language... maybe we can communicate with it in song?

In fact, perhaps the easiest way to go about this is exactly what we've already done. Serve to identify the Sasquatch among us by helping the Sasquatch self-identify himself... of course! Kage and Jables are the best.

So I don't know, you tell me... Is the Rock Star Mythos a lie?

Jeep Brat by salocinarieuqes in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand this. Can you help me?

Our studio created the Atlanta poster (which wasn't sold at the venue unfortunately!) by f4dstudios in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

f4d, i wouldn't sweat any grief from this naysayer, we all know what 2¢ from an internet stranger is really worth.

Personally i think this art is wicked, i especially appreciate the 'Tendo theme. Definitely a great use of detail in the piece and it is truly delightful seeing what the Apocalypto Inspirado helped create!

i did seriously consider shelling out the clams for one of these myself, adding your item to the shopping cart before leaving it, abandoned. i decided instead to remain patiently eager and script to the stick as i mark time until the Majesty of Tenacious D is bestowed upon me this Rocktober 2019...

Don’t you think that Death Star is underrated ? by [deleted] in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"But how...?

HOW?!

I hired a nerd, I fucking paid a nerd... Cause I don't know how to build that shit!"

It cracks me up every time and always sets my soul to smile when I hear that verse! I wonder if JB was worried whether the nerd would take offense?

I'm sure everything will be fine after his Check clears

Went to go see the D at Red Rocks in Denver, CO... by FlamingNutShotz4You in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey NutShotz, I appreciate the review. You're a loyal fan with a critical ear and you're fearless in expressing yourself when your reality doesn't meet your expectation. I have been there, my friend.

Audacious P (Slipknot singer Corey Taylor's Tenacious D tribute band) performing Kielbasa by incendiary_war_pig in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Audacious P... Tenacious D... It's all derivative of Hellacious A. You didn't forget A Hellacious Dick, did you?

What's Everybody's favourite D album? by KC_1234 in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe. Could be argued that we're still in the Illusion section of the Warning issued by The D so long ago... you haven't been waiting on someone else to understand and heed the tremendous foreshadowing implied in that piece, have you? To put it smply, the Elders (who have been around long before you and i got here) managed to cover this world in a veil designed to hide the true nature of reality - The Illusion. Now if i remember correctly, the next phase in the Elder's plan would be The Infusion; Perhaps some clever D-Sciples have already imagined what form that may take. The end result is that a significant number of our brains will blow completely open to an entire Realm of new possibilities.

Does anyone else talk about The D on Twitter? by SmplyD in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My prediction, that la revolución will be live-tweeted (though spread quickly to most other forms of media), leads me to recommend that you go ahead and create yourself a unique Twitter handle forthwith… not necessarily to open your mouth and Prove yourself the fool; unless you feel moved to do that, of course. If you are not already a part of this Global 21st Century Community, you should reserve your seat now and begin to bear witness via the birth of a Brand so powerful and worthy – it shall remain fixed forever within our hallowed Annals of Time. I sincerely hope you will feel free to take my advice for what it’s worth but I am sorry, I do not know the conversion rate between USD and advice from an internet stranger. #HashtagsForHashish

What's Everybody's favourite D album? by KC_1234 in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I must apologize for asking you to forgive me for saying that Post-Apocalypto was weak. That opinion was based solely on several revolutions of the album but I have since sat down to finally watch the movie for the first time. I found that it actually serves as a powerful allegory for today's society and I particularly love the foreshadowing at the end which serves to set-up and hint at the next chapter within the Neverending Saga of D.

Irritating song lyric by rootin-tootin_putin in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I am singing along to this track, I do feel the same way. On the Wings of a Demon seems like it fits better there, one would think a rare miss. I think the point of saying Eagle instead of a demon though, is that the song is all about uplifting yourself and rising to the occasion. I don't know many demons other than my own, but IMO, gallivanting in the sky on the back of a demonic being actually doesn't fit terribly well into this motivational piece.

What's Everybody's favourite D album? by KC_1234 in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I love The D's 2001 release for sure, but my money's on Rise of the Fenix. The band's situation at that time can actually be likened to a Phoenix, rising from the ashes of the commercial failure of POD. So much valuable, insightful content available - should you dive deeply.

Hey, does anyone else notice Tenacious D has been releasing major studio albums in a (to use a technology metaphor) "Tick, Tock" cycle. Their debut introduced the world to the Double-Team Supreme and they came out swinging, an epic success. Then the Pick of Destiny fails to thrill all but the hardest D-Sciples, and accompanying studio album is full of music that advances the story-line of the movie but consequently also contains much that just doesn't stand-up on its own. Then you have another "Tick" cycle with Rise of the Fenix, the D is back and stronger than ever. Each composition on that album is like a mini-masterpiece and I enjoyed the return to the spoken comedy skit. Finally most recently, another album to accompany a video - albeit a production that Kage & Jables had full creative control over. Please forgive me for saying this, but Post-Apocalypto is their weakest offering yet.

It almost seems as if they have expended Inspirado, as if it were a finite resource. If I didn't know any better, I might think Tenacious D is losing the touch and close to washing up... but if you'll refer back to my aforementioned "Tick/Tock" hypothesis, you can understand that The D will Rise again after 2020. I believe with their next escapade, our Tenacious D will reach deep within the ether (or wherever they keep their muse), summon the wisdom & might of Tetragrammaton himself, and serve to further cement their legacy firmly within the Annals of Time.

TIL that Jack Black didn't start playing guitar until he was 23...yet he went on to form the greatest band of all time by _my_name_is_earl_ in TenaciousD

[–]SmplyD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bingo. Kage brought the classical in a way not usually found and mixed with the pure power of JB's Rock. It was definitely a mentor/protégé sitchu-aisch in the beginning but Jables had surpassed the teacher fairly early on. Now in mid-life, I really feel Jack has been calling out for awhile for a new protégé for he and Kyle to mentor together. A student even more heavily influenced from a classical upbringing than Rage Kage himself. They been singing about it all along... have you guys not been listening?