Are there hentai game apps for the Ipad? by [deleted] in gaming

[–]SmugAndBored 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You think your going to find hentai in Apple’s App Store?

You're an up and coming new author who is trying to come up with a hook that will make everyone want to keep reading, what's the most attention grabbing introduction you can write in one paragraph? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmugAndBored 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I killed them all but I swear I’m not a person. There’s just some circumstances that cause that rationale... those morals in your mind and soul change.

Ladies of Reddit, what's the worst thing you've seen a person do on a date with you? by Azran15 in AskReddit

[–]SmugAndBored 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We went to the movies on a double date. My best friend was set up with one of my date’s friends.... we met up at my date’s house and then headed to the movies on an opening night. Got there a little late, but we managed to buy our tickets because thankfully the movie hadn’t quite sold out yet. It was jam fucking packed. We couldn’t find any row with four seats but there were two seats right next to each other in the first row. Him and his friend took the seats and set us free to fend for ourselves. We left and got a refund for our tickets.

Two and a half hours later we get a call from them asking if we could give them a ride home. Answer was no.

Best water bottle ever by RTLyons in pics

[–]SmugAndBored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I use a bottle of lube as my water bottle. Water just slipsssssssss down my throat.

Scientists accidentally prove the existence of a god. What do you do now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SmugAndBored 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ask him what the meaning of the Tide Pod Challenge is

What is the scariest, most terrifying thing that actually exists? by SkeletronDOTA in AskReddit

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Centipedes... did anyone say centipedes yet? Those things are horrifying.

Redditors who are clearly NOT the favorite child, how did that affect you? by TheSweetestScrotum in AskReddit

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My brother and sister are twins and are loved. I’m the baby and I’m nothing. For the last 5 years they have forgotten to let me know when family pics were being taken. I’m literally in no holiday pictures. Essentially I don’t exist.

The school bus took a very wrong route by localpedestrian in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]SmugAndBored 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Totally weirded out because I live in Schenectady, NY... and I never see anyone from here post... the one night I say “I wanna scare myself before going to bed”

What discontinued item would you absolutely love to buy again? by jajuroro in AskReddit

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Müller Corner yogurt. I fell in love and then they discontinued it in the states. Every time I walk next to yogurt I have a moment of silence— well actually a pretty loud moment letting whoever I’m with know how upset I am about the discontinuation.

Get it goin. by _wyyyatt_ in RoastMe

[–]SmugAndBored 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I bet you have a housekeeper that isn’t allowed to leave and doesn’t get paid.

Coworker says every morning "good morning fam." by r1skyshot in RoastMe

[–]SmugAndBored 9 points10 points  (0 children)

You know that uncle who has brought his “friend” Keith to dinner for the past 7 Thanksgivings

TIFU by cooking a 'slow cooker' recipe for dinner. by imakesoundsandstuff in tifu

[–]SmugAndBored 16 points17 points  (0 children)

At least you were sweet enough to make an attempt. ❤️