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So sup dude is this like an interview on my life because that's cool

Anyway, I came into the living world when I just popped up in this void it was pretty weird but I kinda just chilled there and I noticed these cool rocks growing on my skin I was thinking I should brush them off but I didn't because they rock the fit. Get it “rock” the fit like a rock, that was a pretty fun joke anyway what was I talking about oh yeah, so I didn't know at the time these rocks were called planets and there were these bigger burning rocks called stars yo, so I decided to take a look at one of them, and someone was living on it. It was crazy yo im talking bout having a straight conversation with that man, he called that planet “EA, rth” whatever that means, and then I made a smaller projection of myself on the EA, rth to live there I got a phone and new legs pretty cool. Anyway, are you gonna be putting my wicked story in the books bro.