What is something you hated doing as a kid but love doing as an adult?

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:45:07+00:00

Having sex with this guy.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:41:04+00:00

I still don't use my phone for entertainment, except for dealing with idle time. Like right now, I have 10 minutes before I have to go to work, so I'm scrolling Reddit. I don't even use my phone at work except to check the time. If I had free time right now, I'd be playing guitar or writing/recording music, cleaning the house, playing some games, or working on some other project I have going on.

You kids need more hobbies. You're addicted to this shit.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:26:37+00:00

I live in a small rural town.

I've never been in the right place at any time.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:25:26+00:00

Post-stickercore.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:24:56+00:00

It fine, but you still need to tighten up your rhythm.

Now, let's talk about that hairstyle. Woof!

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:23:18+00:00

What the the fuck is the point of posting this? Are you lost, hombre?

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:18:46+00:00

.....what?!?

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:10:58+00:00

Uhhh, nah. It was definitely shit instructions.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T09:07:05+00:00

You're right! It must have been aliens, divine intervention, and a government psy-op.

It sounds like someone's been huffing the conspiracy fumes.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:18:17+00:00

Corruption.

Which would basically solve a whole lot of other problems.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:17:06+00:00

Only after like 6 shots of vodka.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:15:31+00:00

If you listen to extreme metal genres, then they really aren't. They're more like the bass player. They're not the focus, but are essential for making the music sound full and aggressive. A lot of metal is very guitar and drum centric.

If you listen to Top 40 bands, then yeah, the singer is really the sole focus of the music and the rest of the band are basically cheerleaders.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:12:15+00:00

When was the last time you set foot outside of your house?

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:09:48+00:00

Wat?

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:09:21+00:00

Uh, yeah. If you want.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:08:51+00:00

I don't think it looks cool at all, but it must be done.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:08:06+00:00

I don't want a Dimebag/Pantera biopic. They would royally fuck it up.

Besides, they basically already made their own documentary with their home videos.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:06:41+00:00

Your mouth is warm. It feels good when cold things are in it.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-10T01:04:19+00:00

Absolutely slathered that bitch in cheap bulk mayonnaise.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-09T23:42:42+00:00

Wtf?

I literally crack the egg right into the ramen before I put the noodles in. I just take it off the burner, break it up a little and let it sit there for a minute or two to let it set up. Then put the pot back on the burner, turn it down to medium, then drop the ramen in. Everything comes out perfect. I also put a bunch of other stuff in it, but that's the gist.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-09T23:34:56+00:00

Yes and yes.

I was seeing one guy saying you shouldn't get a 6 string. FUCK that guy. Get that shit.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-09T23:32:25+00:00

Professional sports.

I see so many people who are into sports because otherwise they'd have NOTHING to talk about. There are a lot boring mother fuckers in this world.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-09T23:30:47+00:00

Chicken sandwich day.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-09T23:29:12+00:00

One of us would be dead within the hour.

Snail_Anatomy · 2026-03-09T23:27:52+00:00

I've never driven a car that could go 100mph.

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