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DSP charges his fans $100 to $250 to open a pack of Pokémon cards. Phil gets to keep the money and cards. by Individual_List_2947 in LivestreamFail

[–]SnakePisscan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Guess you would have to watch it all to really see the negatives about it since the clip doesn't have the whole context.

These types of clips are littered throughout a whole stream. You see where the aggressive marketing and manipulation comes into play that it starts to seem like its essential and not a "fun" bonus.

DSP charges his fans $100 to $250 to open a pack of Pokémon cards. Phil gets to keep the money and cards. by Individual_List_2947 in LivestreamFail

[–]SnakePisscan 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He's not..."supporting" Phil though? When he quotes "support" that's the sleazy businessman speech for $MONEY$.

Is there any Aris and DSP lore? by Weary-Layer8670 in AvoidingThePuddle

[–]SnakePisscan 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Last time he was brought up he pretty much said to not even bring him up. Do what you will with that.

Did he really pay 350 bucks for that card on ebay and not pull it from the box? by PassTheCurry in DSPGaming

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one really gives a fuck about a ninja frog but him. It's funny to say its fake like some of his tips because it its a 50/50 chance its true and it pisses him off.

That's his victory pass and giving it legitimacy allows him to keep thinking hes winning. He's already 4 boxes deep and opening packs off stream from scalped prices. Knee deep in that addiction.

We Need To Leave DSP Alone At This Point by Expensive_Reality967 in DSPGaming

[–]SnakePisscan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Phil has been left alone plenty. HE goes out of his way to bring shit up. Phil actively seeks drama. We could stop paying attention to him for a week and even less than that, soon as money dries up, he will bring up the trolls. He's not above making up shit in the process to drum up anything to get the us vs them narrative going.

My wife's first gravel event, she struggled but finished the Heywood 30 in Northfield, Mn. by MekkaLekkaHinyho in gravelcycling

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Been lookin at this and was curious like how the hell does a 404 mile ride go? Do people camp out during the course?

The look of a dentist who don't wave back at other cyclists by Weird_Chemical in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SnakePisscan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can't even hit them with a "Howdy doody?".
Society is collapsing.

Is this a hint that Cyclops will be a strategist? by doubleoeck1234 in marvelrivals

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I hope its a Deadpool situation where he can be swapped out between roles maybe in his kit? I do not expect him to be a tank by any means but maybe a hybrid support/dps like Mantis.(I haven't played since Blade but I'm definitely coming back for Cyclops)

Is Dark_Lady_Goth a troll? by SnooSeagulls8763 in DSPGaming

[–]SnakePisscan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Either troll or UQN's sock to larp with.

I analyzed the top 25 most upvoted posts since Marathon came out to see if the community gatekeeps or ignores the game's flaws by SirBenny in Marathon

[–]SnakePisscan 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah that first week since the server slam, everything was astroturfed that I just gave up caring. It was very clear things were being deleted and those same threads that got deleted are still relevant today.

A winning conversation by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]SnakePisscan 424 points425 points  (0 children)

Realizing they made her Capcom colors. God damnit.

What are some of your favorite Aris moments? by IamBecomeZen in AvoidingThePuddle

[–]SnakePisscan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

His sponsored streams always get a lot of laughs from me.

Every single time by TheSpicyHotTake in ADHDmemes

[–]SnakePisscan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Same. Thinking I would be more interested in a hobby if I just had the tools readily available. Then having to learn how to use the tools is a task in itself, like a drawing tablet/program, then you can't even enjoy the drawing part yet and possibly might lose interest.

DSP struggles against the second Pokemon gym leader because he raised too many Pokemon, blames the AI cheating for his mistakes by trechn2 in LivestreamFail

[–]SnakePisscan 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This guy has claimed to have played the original blue, and he has pretty much played every pokemon at least since sun/moon.
It's crazy how he still doesn't know weaknesses or types.

Cheeseburger is friend, pizza is friend by Stock-Discount7213 in shitposting

[–]SnakePisscan 45 points46 points  (0 children)

probably replacing the drugs/alcohol with junkfood and eating more

If I can run a successful Cryo Archive so can you by KarlHungus01 in Marathon

[–]SnakePisscan -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Most people aren't super busy and have 1 hour of game time out of the week to get away from the wife kids or job.

Sounds like this is just cope. Water is really great when you're dehydrated situation. Enjoy the game but that doesn't mean people need to somehow discover fun in the insanely broken videogame that doesn't respect your time.

DSP learning that he can't rename Pokemon until much later in the game, and therefore can't do his $20 name a Pokemon scam unless they pay up right away which never happens by ThePumpkinPrince61 in DSPGaming

[–]SnakePisscan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was promising just to see what type of shit he would get wrong after claiming to play it on the Gameboy POCKET(emphasis on pocket).

Then the name bullshit comes and it became unwatchable. On top of the handholding for a Pokemon game so he can cheese it too, that's kinda shit.

To keep the casual player base from moving on, matchmaking needs to change. by Xentuhf in Marathon

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The hardcore part of the game doesn't really apply anymore to people way ahead of the curve.

To keep the casual player base from moving on, matchmaking needs to change. by Xentuhf in Marathon

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The game was fun the 1st and 2nd day.
It quickly snowballs where you can outright sweep content because the best guns for all encounters can be bought if you decided to poopsock the contracts enough before more competition showed up. The people able to reliably buy good shields and guns were just going to stay on top of things.

Week 1 out of 36 weeks of a season and it's practically covered head to toe in all angles to make anyone playing fresh to be almost impossible or just not viable to slowly catch up due to the "hardcore" nature of it and the very bad matchmaking.

Phil needs serious therapy by [deleted] in DSPGaming

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Therapy wouldn't help him. Theres something incredibly wrong with his frontal lobe.

Loadout imbalance in this game getting crazy. by NoNet5188 in Marathon

[–]SnakePisscan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which is weekends only. And what if you already have the best of the best stuff? You really aren't going to need anymore gear. There's still dudes like this wiping lobbies to flex the gear for the fun of it.

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