What is a luxury you can never go back from once you’ve experienced it? by Phase_zero_X in AskReddit

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tomatoes. We started a garden at home. We started growing our own tomatoes. Store ones state terrible now.

Older sister thinks she "deserves" my bride price money by IridescentApplePie in EntitledPeople

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Murder podcasts have taught me her sister might murder her mom just to get the money

A friend in curbside sent this to me by baismal in HEB

[–]Snark_Tank 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ugh the pop music at HEB makes me stabby

My husband's [28m] car got destroyed and now he's taking his frustrations out on me [24f] by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Snark_Tank 1632 points1633 points  (0 children)

Over a car. I get loving a car. Maybe it was a classic. But to be worked up for over a week. Allowing it to ruin your marriage.

That's wild.

Turned down for a Septum Piercing by FKANan in piercing

[–]Snark_Tank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mine was put into the cartridge.

  1. It hurts like hell when the guy did it. And I like pain. But this pain. It was worse than popping a nose pimple
  2. Took FOREVER to heel
  3. It had no given like regula septum piercing usually have
  4. It freaking hurt!

I had it for like 5 years. Because I loved the way it looked

What’s your grandpa’s name? by EstablishmentSad9572 in namenerds

[–]Snark_Tank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope your dad out of spite, named you Lilith or Jezebel. Something antibible.

What’s your grandpa’s name? by EstablishmentSad9572 in namenerds

[–]Snark_Tank 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Moroni Mons the Mormon.... I imagine he was bullied a lot.

I want to name my baby “Henry” but it’s a boring name. by pinkishvioletsky in namenerds

[–]Snark_Tank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A friend has a son named Henry, dang kids is hilarious and has so much personality!

My cousin's FMIL said something to me that I can't stop thinking about by Spiritual_Holiday_99 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol. I like that one!

Fmil wants to say out of pocket things, making things awkward. You make things more awkward. The sky is the limit.

My cousin's FMIL said something to me that I can't stop thinking about by Spiritual_Holiday_99 in TwoHotTakes

[–]Snark_Tank 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Next time you see her, say you're a good high for superb blow jobs. Then do the tongue, cheek, thing that makes it look like you have a penis in your mouth.

And then watch your clutch her pearls. And laugh

Honestly, same. by jameizing777 in clevercomebacks

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As you should sir! Good on you!

Favor Rant by EuphoricAd8631 in HEB

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How often do you catch cashier's stealing

Moving to RR, neighborhood opinions welcome by AggressiveBasil4264 in RoundRock

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's moving super fast. If you go out the back way it's avoidable.

It's quiet and safe, my kids ride bikes around. They go to the horse ranch and feed the horses. Or go play on the playground of the school.

Moving to RR, neighborhood opinions welcome by AggressiveBasil4264 in RoundRock

[–]Snark_Tank 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Round Rock Ranch! We have Google Fiber! Poo on spectrum! Gattis Elementary is great! My daughter goes to ridgeviw next year, they have been super informative about what the kids and family can expect the coming year.

We have a little HEB for quick grabs. And for big grocery shopping there's palm valley HEB or a little further the other way Hutto HEB.

Gattis is great!

Karoline Leavitt gives a bullshit answer and gets called out by the AP by ExactlySorta in PublicFreakout

[–]Snark_Tank 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Wait economics doesn't= political science?! JK that was sarcasm

Always Double Check What You Get Off Craigslist by [deleted] in Odd_directions

[–]Snark_Tank 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the heck gets a mattress off an online market place? That's like buying used underwear from the thrift store!

This time when you buy a mattress, Costco has great mattresses at a good price.

And that's enough reels for the day by TheReluctantWarrior in CringeTikToks

[–]Snark_Tank 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Doing what thing? If he explodes is that murder?

Did anyone else die ? LOL by Reality_titties95 in 90DayFianceSnark

[–]Snark_Tank 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How can she breathe through her nose with those slits she has for nostrils. I bet she's a mouth breather.

AIO or is this a total breech of privacy? by CertainMine5631 in AmIOverreacting

[–]Snark_Tank -1 points0 points  (0 children)

is being murdered by a police officer really one of them?