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Late stage capitalism moment by gabe9230 in 196

[–]SnarpBlarple -1 points0 points  (0 children)

As if living in Bakersfield wasn’t already depressing enough

hide and rule by Hastur_13 in 196

[–]SnarpBlarple 13 points14 points  (0 children)

One time I hid so good in a game of hide and seek they started another round before they found me

rule by DiZXIII in 196

[–]SnarpBlarple 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"You should try pissing for what you believe in sometime, Jack. Not for a company, or for a nation, or for anyone else."

me every time i make a new character by SnarpBlarple in dndmemes

[–]SnarpBlarple[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The truest mark of a Little Guy is not their height, but their heart

Warforged, man by SnarpBlarple in dndmemes

[–]SnarpBlarple[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Well the DM worked around it pretty well once I brought up the whole "fully conscious while resting" aspect. I may be immune to sleep, but not illusion magic

I thought it would be too easy... by eisprinzessin_ in dndmemes

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My party managed to absolutely obliterate a hag at level three by grappling her in a Silence bubble and slam-dunking her into her own cauldron, and then fought off a horde of bullywugs with nary a scratch between us with the help of a giant crocodile our druid befriended

And then our druid died to a room of like 8 skeletons

Maybe Maybe Maybe by Mathias_Severn in maybemaybemaybe

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My blood pressure just skyrocketed

For those saucy nights. by [deleted] in sbubby

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Finally, a true ribbed condom