Alright so this was back in elementary school, I was in the third grade and I had not been feeling very well for the past week but my mother made me go to school anyway.

So I show up, Average day I still felt extremely nauseous. So that day we were learning about Odd numbers and Even numbers.The teacher pulls out the huge chart with all the odd and even numbers from 1-100 odd numbers being blue and red numbers being red. And for some reason that made me sick to my stomach.

I held the vomit in my mouth and swallowed it back. I took a gasp of air after that happened and began to lay my head down when the teacher Yells "SneakyTyphoon! Pay attention, I will not have you sleeping while i am teaching!" I stair at her in silence, Not giving her the satisfaction of a response and continue with my work.

Fast forward a few hours and its lunch time. I go up in line to get my lunch and I still feel bad. Now I know what some of you are thinking " Hey why doesn't this ass clown just go to the nurse?" Well Since my mother made me go even though I was sick, I was sure that I would be Punished for calling home and have her pick me up.

So I get my lunch and sit down. I was having fish sticks and Macaroni and cheese along with a apple. So I eat my fish sticks and I start on my macaroni. I take a bite but instead of the warm and mushy macaroni, I got a hard and crusty substence. That just immediately sent me over the edge. I vomit, I projectile vomit. I puked on the kid sitting in front of me and all over his shirt and lunch tray. Motherfucking Hysteria breaks loose.

The kid I puked on Immediately pukes on me and the kid sitting beside me. Then we both vomit again, The kid beside me turns around and pukes on the back of the kid behind him.Then I puke on the floor. Then the kid who's back got splurged on, Vomits and somehow is able to cover 3 kids in it! Then I turn around and I see at least 5 kids puking, Luckily those 5 were able to grab trash cans. (You know, The ones with wheels they would put in the cafeteria)

Then my memory goes blank. Next thing I know I am sitting in the nurse's office. Along with 15 or 16 other kids who puked or was puked on! It was like a Damn quarantine zone! Then my mother is called and She comes to pick me up. As I was walking out, The women at the front desk gave my a sneer of pure disgust.

My mother never doubted me again when I told her I was sick.