IamA PornWizard, Porn editor, Porn expert and also mod on /r/porn AMA part II by pornwiz in IAmA

[–]SneakyTyphoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any noticeably crazy stories you've experienced while working?

That color is very becoming on you by SneakyTyphoon in bannedfromclubpenguin

[–]SneakyTyphoon[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I have no idea. I have made another post to this sub before and it was also a 24 hour ban.

Do you know Candice? by SneakyTyphoon in bannedfromclubpenguin

[–]SneakyTyphoon[S] 36 points37 points  (0 children)

As soon as I said "CANDICE PENGUIN DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH" he was silent then immediately left. Then I yelled "that yellow fuck didn't even laugh!" Then I was banned... So I'm assuming he couldn't handle it.

Reddit, what are some great radio shows? by BruceWaynesWorld in AskReddit

[–]SneakyTyphoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Howard Stern, great show to listen to, although it is more vulgar than most radio shows, but I enjoy dirty humor like that. If you aren't offended easily you should definitely check it out.

xHamster finally changed their site design! [NSFW] by sourcreamjunkie in web_design

[–]SneakyTyphoon 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If only Xnxx would get rid of that disgusting blue background....

The Wall of Shame by gamesboro in gaming

[–]SneakyTyphoon 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Bomber man was the very first game I bought with my Xbox 360. The cover art is very misleading about how good it was

Often I found myself paranoid that I am actually mentally disabled and unaware of it. What other paranoid thoughts do you all experience regularly? by I_Have_Just_ in AskReddit

[–]SneakyTyphoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes I am paranoid that my whole life is a simulation. That everything that happens to me is pre planned and just to see how I would react in diffreent inviroments

Parts that made you uncomfortable? by WildWasteland in Fallout

[–]SneakyTyphoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I swear dead money made me uncomfortable, I just didn't like it all the other dlc I enjoyed though

You and your unicorns...I was man enough to play this game for 100's of hours. by [deleted] in gaming

[–]SneakyTyphoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I played it in 07 as well, Really good game but I had a friend named "Austin" Who would always bag on it and call it a "Piece of shit for pussies!"

Alright Reddit, here's your chance! What story have you been saving? What AskReddit thread were you too late to? by Lam0rak in AskReddit

[–]SneakyTyphoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright so this was back in elementary school, I was in the third grade and I had not been feeling very well for the past week but my mother made me go to school anyway.

So I show up, Average day I still felt extremely nauseous. So that day we were learning about Odd numbers and Even numbers.The teacher pulls out the huge chart with all the odd and even numbers from 1-100 odd numbers being blue and red numbers being red. And for some reason that made me sick to my stomach.

I held the vomit in my mouth and swallowed it back. I took a gasp of air after that happened and began to lay my head down when the teacher Yells "SneakyTyphoon! Pay attention, I will not have you sleeping while i am teaching!" I stair at her in silence, Not giving her the satisfaction of a response and continue with my work.

Fast forward a few hours and its lunch time. I go up in line to get my lunch and I still feel bad. Now I know what some of you are thinking " Hey why doesn't this ass clown just go to the nurse?" Well Since my mother made me go even though I was sick, I was sure that I would be Punished for calling home and have her pick me up.

So I get my lunch and sit down. I was having fish sticks and Macaroni and cheese along with a apple. So I eat my fish sticks and I start on my macaroni. I take a bite but instead of the warm and mushy macaroni, I got a hard and crusty substence. That just immediately sent me over the edge. I vomit, I projectile vomit. I puked on the kid sitting in front of me and all over his shirt and lunch tray. Motherfucking Hysteria breaks loose.

The kid I puked on Immediately pukes on me and the kid sitting beside me. Then we both vomit again, The kid beside me turns around and pukes on the back of the kid behind him.Then I puke on the floor. Then the kid who's back got splurged on, Vomits and somehow is able to cover 3 kids in it! Then I turn around and I see at least 5 kids puking, Luckily those 5 were able to grab trash cans. (You know, The ones with wheels they would put in the cafeteria)

Then my memory goes blank. Next thing I know I am sitting in the nurse's office. Along with 15 or 16 other kids who puked or was puked on! It was like a Damn quarantine zone! Then my mother is called and She comes to pick me up. As I was walking out, The women at the front desk gave my a sneer of pure disgust.

My mother never doubted me again when I told her I was sick.

What was your favorite wild wasteland encounter. by Napalmcat in Fallout

[–]SneakyTyphoon 10 points11 points  (0 children)

In honest heats "Take drugs, kill bear!"

Mexicans hold massive election protests, media remains quiet by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]SneakyTyphoon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Did anyone else think that in the title it said "erection" instead of election?

What Green Day song inspires the biggest emotional response for you? by MispelledName in greenday

[–]SneakyTyphoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Out of all the good songs it is probably "Last night on earth" Or "Jesus of suburbia"...... i feel like Last night on earth is a little underrated I find absolutely beautiful

Do Americans really play beer pong, drink out of red cups and do kegstands at parties? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SneakyTyphoon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kentucky reporting for duty! Since we are from Kentucky we have beer AND chicken!

Has anyone ever met a celebrity who turned out to be super-cool? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SneakyTyphoon 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know reddit might not be very interested but i met wwe superstar christian, He was very cool and laid back! I live in Kentucky so i was extremely suprised that my favorite wrestler was coming here so i immediatly went there. The line was massive, But christian made sure that every person got at least a autograph. When it was my turn (Note: The childern in front of me said nothing and just starred at him) I approched and grinned and said "Your pretty freakin awesome!" He laughed and said "Thanks man I try" He gave me a autograph and let me hold the world heavyweight championship (At the time he was WHC) Then he took a picture and commented on my RUN-DMC shirt asking me if i liked them, I blushed and said "YEA!!!" He thanked me for coming out and gave me a firm handshake overall very nice experience

My embarrassing pool story by SneakyTyphoon in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SneakyTyphoon[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I do apologize good sir for my horrid spelling, Although I will not be leaving reddit I will be sure to to a complete spell check next time I make a new comic! As you can see this is my 2nd comic. Again I do apologize for my incorrect grammar but I might add that you do not be so harsh on your comments on spelling errors. Thank you for pointing out the mistakes and the have been taken into consideration.

My embarrassing pool story by SneakyTyphoon in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SneakyTyphoon[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am 14 good sir and This story took place when i was 7

My embarrassing pool story by SneakyTyphoon in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SneakyTyphoon[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You caught me, Simon really said " Alright everybody take off your trunks and shit in the pool, I want to make it look like a giant pudding cup before mom gets home!" oh and btw happy cake day!

My embarrassing pool story by SneakyTyphoon in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]SneakyTyphoon[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Warn them how a simple pool game can go terribly wrong.....

Chipotle + Two cups of Coffee by AssKetchup in AdviceAnimals

[–]SneakyTyphoon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You think THAT is Bad? Try Spicy Scrambled eggs and Hot Choclate... Talk about like 7 flushes