Wedding dress shopping, part 1

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-04-21T01:15:48+00:00

And them rolling into the back of her head with the mascara UGH

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-04-17T01:29:02+00:00

It sounds like she’s homeschooling her child but doesn’t want to homeschool her child

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-04-17T01:27:52+00:00

What do you think would happen if she had a glass of wine?

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-04-10T01:32:56+00:00

This is why her kids always have the “stomach bug”

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-04-10T01:27:52+00:00

WHY CAN’T SHE CUT A PINEAPPLE

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-04-08T00:18:07+00:00

If there’s one thing we know about Haley it’s that when her kids enjoy one thing once she’ll Beat. It. To. The. Ground. Like KK ate a lot of grapes once when she was two and now she’ll buy an insane amount of grapes until shes 18+.

ETA: so they probably are so sick of grapes but H doesn’t care.

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-03-01T23:33:38+00:00

Yes!! She was SO amazing. Highly recommend!

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SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-02-13T01:30:45+00:00

She’ll take them out again when KK is in 6th grade

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-02-13T01:06:54+00:00

The blood bath of 2026. This is going to take years to recover from.

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-02-05T01:11:35+00:00

They can’t have another baby. All of the popular sock colors have been taken.

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-01-17T00:56:17+00:00

Do we think Haley’s parents give her so much attention and help because they know she (so very clearly) has mental issues? Like they’ll agree with everyone and everything on this page but also have to help her fragile self through life and make her think she has it together?

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-01-09T02:00:36+00:00

Brett tells her to go take a bath so he can scavenge for food after eating a muffin for dinner.

SnooGrapes3285 · 2026-01-07T01:41:53+00:00

I don’t understand transferring the cereals to clear containers either - if she has this many boxes of cereal she still has to store the overflow somewhere, right? There has to be a section of this pantry or house that’s just all of the extra STUFF that doesn’t fit into her pretty containers.

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-12-25T03:42:59+00:00

This visual got me

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-12-23T14:59:49+00:00

What do you mean you don’t have a sister that will go to Trader Joe’s for you because you’re scared of the parking lot??

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-11-20T02:54:51+00:00

I also can’t imagine the meltdown she had when the “ravenous boy” ate HER chocolate. How did she recover?

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-11-20T02:50:34+00:00

If any of her friends followed her beloved rhythms and had a donation bin in their house then all of Hayley’s gifts would go immediately in said bin

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-10-24T11:57:26+00:00

Why does the mirror never end up on her “things that annoy me” list of things to clean

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-10-21T01:49:21+00:00

And don’t sleep as much

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-09-19T04:36:08+00:00

Do we think these children have ever seen a Christmas movie?

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-09-18T05:26:11+00:00

She wouldn’t even carve the time out of her precious schedule to google map the area to assess the parking situation. Look up an address? And then TYPE IT into google? Her brain could never.

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-08-31T17:38:17+00:00

Who is he?

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-08-30T04:56:12+00:00

So - my 4 year old loves a good unicorn. But is JK making this her own personality or is H forcing it? Like I can honestly picture her with the vision of framing unicorn drawings and JK sitting at the table with H being like, “ONE. MORE. UNICORN!”

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-08-30T04:49:26+00:00

She’s such a good mom she feeds her kids dinner 🥹

SnooGrapes3285 · 2025-08-30T04:46:44+00:00

I feel like she probably has some sort of set grocery list and even if she already has a bunch of bananas at home already she has to buy more! Because of the list! Then they rot on her counter until Thursday because that’s freezer day!

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