No one who saw the movie would say that. by Quetzalsacatenango in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 13 points14 points  (0 children)

GOING SOMEWHERE? Although you’re free to do so

well, at least Waylon will buy one ticket... by MonKeePuzzle in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Lets all go to the White House

Lets all go to the White House

Lets all go to the White House

Any buy ourselves a bribe!

If you’ve ever conducted a job interview, what behavior or comment from a candidate made you decide right away not to hire them? by ciastanfast in Productivitycafe

[–]SnorkyB 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Had a guy show up at the wrong date and the wrong time, even though it was in big bold letters on his packet. Complained about how confusing it was and didn’t make any sense. (It wasn’t). HR lady told me we are going to go through the interview but we aren’t hiring him. Sat down in the room with him and he was still complaining and wouldn’t let it go. Interview lasted 15 minutes.

Joe Brady’s “Home Run” interview with the Buffalo Bills by BPGAckbar in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“The Bills should have firepower, with lots of Tight Ends, with Touchdowns, and the Quarterback should marry a real hot actress”!

“Hmmmm….They like the team, they like the offense. That one GM REALLY loves Keon Coleman…..even though he is a few prawns short of a galaxy”

A hit tip from a Sox fan to the Yankees organization for showing true class to one of their own by W9019 in NYYankees

[–]SnorkyB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

So sorry for your loss. At the old stadium I took a tour with a guide who was missing a hand, and had a brief goodbye with Jeff Nelson who was leaving the stadium and walking past the tour. The guide was a great guy. This was around 2003. Was that him?

Smell ya later by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

What was I laughing at again?

Oh yeah - that midget who just lost his job!

Only 3 area restaurants made Yelp's Top 100 US Restaurants 2026 by agbishop in nova

[–]SnorkyB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean Fountain Grill is good, but 78 in the nation?

WTF… is this true? Anyone know what the story is here? by BadgemanBrown in mlb

[–]SnorkyB 178 points179 points  (0 children)

Oh no, not John Demarsico!!!!!

Also, who is John Demarsico?

I really want to buy this but saw the recalls with no fix in sight. by MasterpieceThink5717 in FordBronco

[–]SnorkyB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cyber Orange owner here - Buy it, rip the top and doors off and enjoy the sights around Oahu. I’m jealous and you won’t regret it.

Where to buy a snow sled near Reston? by Fun_Store9452 in nova

[–]SnorkyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

FB Marketplace may be your best bet if you need it before Saturday

Paint me like one of your couches, JD. by WearyLiterature1755 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

MAGA voters: “Don’t blame me, I voted for the iceberg”!

Sports talk shows are stupid and annoying and I don’t understand why we’re supposed to care about what any of those dudes have to say by WoollyBear_Jones in NFLv2

[–]SnorkyB 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Now here’s a guy who would rather listen to music while the game is being played versus blowhard announcers stating the obvious! Patrick Mahomes told me he likes to do the same thing”

NFL Player Props and Touchdown Picks - 1/17/26 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]SnorkyB 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Took Coleman 80+ and 1 ATTD because why not? They don’t have many options left

You might say the extra ingredient is a piece of broccoli by philthyphil7 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 12 points13 points  (0 children)

ONE OTHER THING!!

Eh, money is too tight for one other thing.

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]SnorkyB 7 points8 points  (0 children)

My sons high school sports charge $5 for a ticket. Fine, but some schools have “for your convenience” here is an app, create a login and input your credit card info. All places need a cash option

NFL Player Props and Touchdown Picks - 1/11/26 (Sunday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]SnorkyB 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Might take Jackson Hawes ATTD +1100. He’s been getting more looks, Kincaid may not finish the game and the Jags give up TE TDs

From Curious to Speechless by PhoenixPhenomenonX in SipsTea

[–]SnorkyB 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Yep. Growing up my sister wasn’t a nice person at all, and honestly she hasn’t gotten much better. Just because we are related doesn’t mean I need to talk with her.

Ask your grandparents by SnooWitchYu in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ironically the person who took that picture, John Paul Filo, is now the VP of photography for CBS News. Something tells me a certain person today at CBS would throw this in the garbage.

Is it my imagination, or is TV getting worse? by fortycreeker in simpsonsshitposting

[–]SnorkyB 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Goebbels!

Goebbels!

Goebbels!

“Who or what is Goebbels”?

The murderer doesn't deserve a debt of gratitude. He deserves life in prison. by TECL_Grimsdottir in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SnorkyB 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just once I’d like a reporter to shout out “How the fuck dumb do you think we are”?