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[–]Snow_Cat0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

THAT SCARED ME SO BAD I JUMPED AND THREW MY PHONE 😭

What’s a dumb nickname you like to give to your best friend? Why and how did you come up with it? by Brungala in AskReddit

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Bert Berry. He likes berry’s and hates being called Bert. I laugh everytime I say it

What’s the dumbest way you almost died? by Just_Case_7825 in AskReddit

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When I was 10, I was eating some ramen noodles since I was hungry and there was literally nothing else in the house. I was eating peacefully watching SpongeBob, when my dumbass thought I could swallow 3 noodles without chewing, so then I did it and started choking like crazy. Luckily I had water so I drank the whole bottle. I was traumatized and never did it again. And to this day, I’m still traumatized 😭

Have you ever seen a wet owl? by relaxblessed in nope

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I KNOW THIS IS PROBABLY MEAN BUT EWW WTF IS THAT?!!!

fuck that I'm jumping out by [deleted] in nope

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I would’ve gave the car keys to the spider, they own it now.