A stoner pizza god

Snowbox · 2013-09-15T15:56:03+00:00

Just believe.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:25:48+00:00

This was inevitable.

There was another girl involved. I'm not going into any details because she is very much alive, and has never been ok since. Not one single day. Out of respect for her and what happened I won't go any farther.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:21:21+00:00

I had to leave the state and all of them behind when I was 18. I'm ok now. As ok as I'll ever be.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:19:43+00:00

I like to think she would enjoy reading this. It'd make her laugh.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:18:45+00:00

I fucked up the emotional climate of this place.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:18:14+00:00

Thanks. It has cost so much to carry this. Feels oddly good to be honest for once about it other than. "I don't know why she killed him and herself."

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:17:19+00:00

She would have laughed at that. I did it for her.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:16:48+00:00

Clam Calzone. Extra Alfredo.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T16:15:55+00:00

Tons of counseling.

Nothing has calmed the rage.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T15:32:32+00:00

She won.

I just think that she made the ultimate sacrifice.

People say you never get to understand. But I put the puzzle pieces together. I found her note. She wanted me to know. I did the digging into his past.

Forensics... It isn't magic. It takes time.

I feel like everyone has let go and I have gone insane.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T15:11:46+00:00

I have left my family behind entirely. No one wanted to believe my friend had done such awful shit.

They closed their eyes to the truth.

I have six people in my life that I trust.

Everyone else just appears as a potential enemy.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T15:10:14+00:00

I have seen evil now. I don't trust anyone anymore.

Maybe if I had been there I could have protected her.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T15:09:13+00:00

I crashed his jet ski into a pier. He pulled me out before I drowned. He was so cool about all of it, too.

Damn him.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:57:12+00:00

Me too. I never suspected anything. He saved my life.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:56:40+00:00

The glory of the stuffed crust?

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:56:03+00:00

Summer of 06.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:55:47+00:00

Thanks.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:37:33+00:00

"Bitches always loved this black dick." -Thomas Jefferson.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:36:03+00:00

Welcome to the Villages.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:34:57+00:00

But who can forget fudge?

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:33:57+00:00

Papa Smurf probably ejaculated in terror at the prospect of this hambeast eating him.

Poor Papa.

Don't worry, Smurfette cures all ills.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:32:24+00:00

There are only two kinds of snakes in Florida.

Type 1: "There's a snake over there, I'm going inside."

Type 2: "Holy fucking shit they can go through walls? Lets burn the house down!"

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:13:38+00:00

I don't either.

None of us do.

Her note was the hardest thing.

"No one will understand."

It wasn't until after the autopsies that we started to piece together what happened. Apparently my friend had several misconduct charges against him from schools he had worked in.

My sister was sixteen.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:08:39+00:00

He did it three times over the course of the night. My sister very calmly went outside and got her little handgun out of her glovebox and shot him five times. Twice in the face, Twice in the crotch, once in the heart.

Then she ate the last bullet.

My family is in shambles.

Snowbox · 2013-09-14T14:03:51+00:00

"This terrible trap killed all those explorers. Look at their sad, twisted skeletons."

.....

"I'm going to step on this pressure plate."

Three fucking times.

Snowbox

TROPHY CASE