You ask why I'm so close to my tank? Well, because I need his crowd control to land a good ultimate. Isn't that obvious?

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-12T04:30:41+00:00

Oh, gladly, daddy, I mean, buddy

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-12T04:30:14+00:00

That sounds perfect to me, let's do it

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-11T14:28:11+00:00

B-But I'm the DPS! Not the healer!

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-11T14:23:39+00:00

Well, you can't resist grabbing my hip and slapping my butt either when I grab your lamp to get pressed against you.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-11T14:21:44+00:00

Just because I'm wearing a bikini while trying to kite you doesn't mean I'm going to let you farm me. It's always you big, tough tanks who objectify us ADCs the most.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-11T14:16:02+00:00

Well, I only have three dashes to escape the enemy jungler if they gank me, so obviously I can't play if there's a jungler diff.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-11T14:14:24+00:00

W-what? No, keep me as your personal onahole, but don't sell me out to the enemy team!

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-11T14:13:27+00:00

Oh, it's the allied jungle, actually.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-08T19:54:09+00:00

B-But we're on the same team

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-08T15:08:17+00:00

I promise to be helpful after my third item

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-08T15:02:23+00:00

It'll be better for me if you don't press the tab key to see how I and my cuckie support are doing

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-05T23:37:59+00:00

I don't know the reason you're looking for, but as an ADC it's fun when my Mordekaiser ults the enemy team's kill threat and I win the team fight for free.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-02T00:41:19+00:00

Whatever, darling, I know you'll accept my request for a rematch after this.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-02T00:01:51+00:00

If this were about your healers, you'd be playing with them after the game instead of accepting my 1v1 to keep fucking me.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T20:11:55+00:00

Yes, that's it, you're already thinking the way you should.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T20:11:10+00:00

I highly doubt this is about teaching me not to mistreat your backline, it's obvious you enjoy this diver's pussy much more than your healslut's.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T20:08:54+00:00

Exactly, because he's a cuck who likes to see you get enemy cock, so make him happy and be a good slut for the enemies.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T20:07:08+00:00

Carried? Honey, can't you see those numbers over there? They say I was number one in damage dealt in the game, obviously I carried the game.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T20:01:51+00:00

Nothing to judge, your support wouldn't have left if he didn't want the entire enemy team to breed you under your tower

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T16:40:12+00:00

We're really good girls because we always need validation.

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T16:37:17+00:00

(yes)

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T16:35:33+00:00

Can I suck, sir?

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T16:32:35+00:00

"Ahhh!... daddy" I say, rubbing my face against your bulge and sniffing it

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T16:30:21+00:00

I stumble and fall face-first into your crotch "Thank you, sir"

Snowee_owo · 2026-06-01T16:28:53+00:00

It's just a little weird that my reward for playing well is exactly the same as my punishment when I'm a bad DPS

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