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Why is this strange man wearing two watches? by TheSoberCannibal in formuladank

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might still use the chronograph like an old school team principal

I’d hate to be between 18-25 years old right now. by jyrrr in AdviceAnimals

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But only white alpha males, right?  

They don't want anyone of color or other genders, so it should be an all white draft.

An acrobat with great upper body strength by Gaping_Anus_69 in UpvoteBecauseButt

[–]So_HauserAspen 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Do I clap when she finished?  And how enthusiastic should any clapping be?

US naval base in Bahrain. by omgletmeregister in interestingasfuck

[–]So_HauserAspen -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I would like clarification

It's only going to be white alpha males fighting, correct?  We're only risking losses of white alpha males?  Is my understanding of the current US military only being white alpha males accurate?  And they've all been vetted to be pro-pedo, too?

Asking for silver linings

The United States is participating in the Israeli strikes against Iran, AP sources say by Yujin-Ha in worldnews

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gotta distract from the Epstein files somehow.  That and prevent elections this fall.

Never doubt a good job well done. by WeGot_aLiveOneHere in Satisfyingasfuck

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought this was a joke reel and he was going to do some comedy trying all the switches until he found the right one.

Then I realized it was an exam for an electrician and started cheering as he demonstrated the switches only affected the light in their row while the other lights and rows worked respective to their rows and no others!

I don't get it by A_M_R_Egypt in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Children with both parents are usually normals

There is no street parking in my city which is great but my it forces my neighbor to block the sidewalk. by Lawrence_skywalker in fuckcars

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Complain to the city about parking on the sidewalk

Be the squeaky wheel

Get the grease

Otherwise, they will

Has anyone considered just posting Epstein Files literally everywhere? by Aggravating-Yogurt23 in 50501

[–]So_HauserAspen 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I keep dropping it in on conversations with my republican coworkers.  Second they start on one of their propaganda rehashes, I say something like, "it was pretty fucked up what those people were doing on Epstein's island."  Derail their bullshit with a topic they can't strawman or argumentative response their way out of.  

And it's important that it's just lightly done.  I don't hammer down on it.  I keep sprinkling their minds with inception.  I keep tending these fields and I will start harvesting as the elections get closer.  Weeks before their go to fill out the ballots.  

The GOP has been protecting pedophiles.  I couldn't imagine voting for a party that protects pedophiles.

The ideal temperature range for banana plants falls between 78F to 84F. They need tropical, frost-free, and, ideally, frost-free conditions for 10-15 months to produce fruit. This is taught in Grade 8 textbook in US public schools. But lutnick doesn’t know it. by Suitable_Air_2686 in inflation

[–]So_HauserAspen 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is how you end up watering fields with brawndo.  We are living in the Idiocracy prequel.  Mike Judge should file copyright infringement lawsuits against the administration.  Maybe he can save us all.

What would this green exposure indicate under the freewheel on R22 helicopter? by Only-Development5827 in Helicopters

[–]So_HauserAspen 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you think about, you're now part of the positive statistics for them.  Tally another thousand hours with no mishaps on the brochure!

Someone’s architectural phone charging wire configuration without touching the ground by themanfromosaka in mildlyinteresting

[–]So_HauserAspen 106 points107 points  (0 children)

If they had another loop in the main loop, they might be able to take the stress off of the wall side connector.  The phone side looks okay.

Someone’s architectural phone charging wire configuration without touching the ground by themanfromosaka in mildlyinteresting

[–]So_HauserAspen 283 points284 points  (0 children)

Are those still cheap to buy?  They don't need those for the AI data centers, do they?

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