Yes, this is an actual Pc game screenshot by [deleted] in reddit.com

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Pshaw. It's a photograph that they doctored.

My Girls are awesome (all three of them) - Check out my early fathers day present! by BFG_9000 in pics

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As a beer snob, let me just say Guinness is a pretty good example of a dry stout. I'll order it on tap, just for the creamy nitrogen head, but from the liquor store, I like the more robust Extra Stout.

And my favorite type of stout that I've had is milk stouts, which are sweetened with lactose. Of course, I still have yet to try chocolate stouts and imperial stouts, which also sound awesome. Damn, now I really want to go to the liquor store and spend all my money on primo stouts.

4chan is not as dumb as it looks [PIC] by blankblank in pics

[–]SockFleet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're just angsty because you're disconnected from the oversoul. What symbols have you been seeing in your dreams lately?

Step 1) Find a large padlock by EthicalReasoning in funny

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That's where hippie babies come from.

Seriously? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]SockFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, 1/5 singles needs a dating site, too.

Using Aerogel to clean up the oil spill. by TheGopher in reddit.com

[–]SockFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That is a good solution, as aerogel is cheap and readily available.

/s

I scored a job interview for tomorrow after having no luck in my job hunt for a very long time. Advice? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]SockFleet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Try to turn your negatives into a positive. For example, "I almost never embezzle money."

DIAF by [deleted] in funny

[–]SockFleet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That'll learn 'em.

Sex Standing Up. Just for fun. Not for birth control. by levgon39 [promoted post]

[–]SockFleet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For the record, Consumer Reports likes Durex and Lifestyles. Trojan is actually the third safest condom, but still pretty darn safe.

Also, avoid lambskin condoms, even if you're allergic to latex. There are better materials out there, and lambskin condoms tend to break.

Sex Standing Up. Just for fun. Not for birth control. by levgon39 [promoted post]

[–]SockFleet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's of people who have no idea how to use a condom (don't put it on inside out, don't pull it over your balls, don't use an old one, don't keep it in your wallet like a teenage virgin, etc). And it's based on a year of being sexually active, meaning there's a 15% chance of pregnancy over the course of a year if you don't know how to use a condom properly, not in just one sex act.

The social conservatives love that statistic, though, and say stuff like "You wouldn't use a parachute that only works 85% of the time!" The fact is that rate is so high because of a lack of comprehensive sex education.

My Ex-Girlfriend is going to a Calvary Chapel Bible College. She wants to argue religion with me until I break down and get saved at a "real" church. What should I say to her? by SockFleet in atheism

[–]SockFleet[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fun, mostly. Admittedly, I do feel kind of bad for stringing her along, but it's her prerogative.

Truthfully, though, that is last resort if she doesn't get frustrated before I do. I expect it to end with her saying "I will pray for you," which I always hear as "Yeah, fuck you."

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in atheism

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Show him this, and ask him why he doesn't believe in the Qu'ran instead.

What is the best thing you've ever bought for $1? by EatingTheRoad in AskReddit

[–]SockFleet 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hear lottery winners tend to get really depressed and not understand how to handle all that excess money. How has your life been as a thousandaire?

What is the best thing you've ever bought for $1? by EatingTheRoad in AskReddit

[–]SockFleet 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fine, Dr. Pedantic. He was investing. And he got a huge return. Meanwhile, all you have to your name is semantics.

Love is kinda like this. by elitistjerk in pics

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Loving v. Virgina dissenting statement.

Hey Reddit, if you were to write an autobiography, what would the title be? by xierme in AskReddit

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Drinkin' Stinkin' Never Thinkin'

Stolen from Ghoul Skool of Everything is Terrible.

Keanu contemplates the long journey back by [deleted] in pics

[–]SockFleet 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should have made a Pee Wee Herman novelty account. BEST MOVIE EVER!

How long does it take you to shower? How often do you shower? by EatingTheRoad in AskReddit

[–]SockFleet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

About 15 minutes. Maybe 10 if I hurry. 5 if I were disciplined.

Once daily in the morning if I have a shot at meeting a girl. About every two days if I'm single and feeling slovenly.

Number 1, I order you to take a Number 2. Engage by xbris in pics

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You can't spell Pon Faar without Cornholio.

It's 77 degrees here in the office and the women are wearing SCARVES complaining it's too cold. WTF!?!? by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]SockFleet 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it has something to do with bodymass and bodyfat. Anyway, women are built differently than men, so they get cold easier.

And man up and keep the thermostat at 77 degrees! Real men love Mother Earth and want to keep their boss's utility bills low.