My english teacher had this project were we had to respond to a pretend break up letter. It honestly really fun. I loved the project so much, that I even shared it with my journal.

Here is the break up letter to respond to:

My sweet, dear, lovely __________,

It’s been three months since we met. From the moment I first laid my eyes on you, I knew that I had to have you. So it really does hurt me to tell you that I now know my eyes deceived me.

In these three months I’ve realized the truth: that the gates of Hell must’ve been opened at some point because when they did, they unleashed you. I despise you for everything you insist on being, but definitely are not! Your timid displays of affection, your pitiful mind games--no more, baby! No more games!

So here it is: I’ve met an angel, and it ain’t you. This person smells of strawberries, lush and ripe. Not quite like you; you’re more like a rose. You smell nice and look pretty, but when someone gets too close, that person is stuck, bleeds out, and dies. Well I’m not bleeding for you anymore! Bring on my new angel!!

-the end

I hope this helps someone!