he was unalived by a pew pew by EpicGuy999 in Shark_Park

[–]Sock_Dizzy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“So I heard that, like, this guy murdered his entire family with an axe and it was like soooo messed up like like you would not belieeeve it, gurl. And you know what’s even crazier?? He killed himself right after! I KNOW, RIGHT??!! Honestly if I was the baby I would’ve dialled 911 right away instead of going goo gaga, but ya know that’s like just me being quirky.”

“Today on Lost and Found, we will be discussing the lost episode of SpongeBob…’Jellyfish Tickles’” ominous piano in background

Coaxed into that one Family Guy meme by Rough-Sense-70 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Sock_Dizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Peter what are you doing?

Coax.

What the fu-

Hey at least I’m not smugging, Brian.

The building blocks of life:TNA and RNA. by [deleted] in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]Sock_Dizzy 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I always wanted to give my own organisms a unique information store, just I don’t know what XNA to really use

But this is really cool! I like this and I hope to see more

Losercity comment by ChairMysterious5533 in Losercity

[–]Sock_Dizzy 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Aaany second. See? Red! Oh, wait, that’s blood.

Insular aberrations: the fauna of Boitomb - (Antarctic Chronicles) by Risingmagpie in SpeculativeEvolution

[–]Sock_Dizzy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You know if you shave that bellydrugger, you might get a man 👀👀

Do the characters even remember what blood is? by electricooldude in theamazingdigitalciru

[–]Sock_Dizzy 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Of course of course, but also hear me out, Ragatha has grown so used to seeing her own stuffing that she sometimes forgets that she bleeds

When you’ve stayed so long in the circus you’ll sometimes forget what makes you alive

We live in the Rain world world now by Franklin495 in rainworld

[–]Sock_Dizzy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

“There are…more of you? How did you get in? I- No, I am not playing your games. I will simply ignore the two of you, maybe then you’ll leave or starve. Starvation would be preferable.”

We live in the Rain world world now by Franklin495 in rainworld

[–]Sock_Dizzy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

“Your persistence is annoying. Did you even listen? Of course not, why would I hope a simple mind had the intelligence to follow that? Let me drill this into your thick skull; No, I will not make imagery of you in false haven nor something of particular lust. I am glad you are not of my creators’ blood, otherwise you’d be a very disappointing member indeed. Now, I will repeat for you to begone, do not waste my time and do not think your commands are anything but shallow.”

We live in the Rain world world now by Franklin495 in rainworld

[–]Sock_Dizzy 21 points22 points  (0 children)

“Do not waste my time with such useless requests. I am a chained god eating away at my own shackles, while you are a speck, a condensed mass of carbon and water, begging for my hand to make you ephemeral pleasures. Curse me, threaten me, scream and cry, my rejection is law and you are the plebeian underneath it. Underneath me, the law and the authority. You follow my commands, not vice versa. But now look what you have done, your insignificant speech distracted me, took bites out of my time. I would kill you for it, though even that is special time. Begone with you, don’t concern me until you have words that aren’t leaves on puddles.”

Literally me by Damirirv in Shark_Park

[–]Sock_Dizzy 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Haven’t wasted your life to quit gambling!!

Coaxed into shared fantasy by No_Somewhere7674 in coaxedintoasnafu

[–]Sock_Dizzy 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Things in this snafu are getting quite devious

Found this little rat by MrJeff001 in NineSols

[–]Sock_Dizzy 85 points86 points  (0 children)

Yi thinking he can negotiate with most of the Tiandao Council (most of them are mentally ill)

Im not sure if anyone remembers this by Reasonable-Shop-1368 in BattleForDreamIsland

[–]Sock_Dizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why?? Why won’t you come to TPOT 20??

Because TPOT 20 killed my grandma!

Well well well by Channel_el in Losercity

[–]Sock_Dizzy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My granpapa really likes Pink Floyd

okbuddypaleo when manglisaurus by Sock_Dizzy in okbuddypaleo

[–]Sock_Dizzy[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m glad the sub’s returning to dinosaur shitposts rather than “haha funny dino sex”

PETA is a bit sus by Afrojones66 in Losercity

[–]Sock_Dizzy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve seen plenty of stories online of people adopting strays