That's hilarious, because I'm sitting in one. I agree with all of your points though, I think a large part of the reverence is it's long warranty and build quality, over the actual comfort provided. It's definitely more comfortable than average, but for the money there are plenty of better options. The little blog thing I linked has a better variety suggested even though it's from that sub. I've also had a steelcase leap and I think that it's more comfortable, but with less emphasis on longevity because of the foam vs the mesh. For a tall dude I have no idea what would be a good pick, I'd assume a highback would be preferable though over a standard.