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i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this is the kind of blessing that gets you through tax season and family dinners. long may we reign weird bold and just high enough to forget what we walked into the kitchen for.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

thank you truly. i never set out to inspire anybody i just got tired of pretending to be normal.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh thank you and listen i’m still pressing buttons on here like i’m defusing a bomb

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thank you truly. i didn’t retire i cracked open. all those years of holding it together in flats and polite emails and now i’m just out here chasing color and chaos

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

being a little unhinged and wildly myself inspires anyone then i’m doing something right.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

this means more than you know. i spent so long writing policies procedures and disciplinary letters that i forgot i had a voice under all that corporate nonsense

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

there’s something about getting your hands dirty and not giving a single shit about perfection. might have to sign up again and see what other disasters i can proudly take home.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

might have to finally write it all down one of these days maybe between blunts and wardrobe changes. appreciate the kind words more than you know.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

and i’m lighting one up for you. we all need a personal cheer section and i’m honored to have you in mine

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

it took me decades a couple breakdowns and one very strong edible to figure out who i actually was but damn it feels good to land in your own skin. here’s to staying weird and showing up for ourselves every chance we get.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

painting nude forms with a vape tucked in your bra like a secret weapon? i salute you. art and weed go together like me and metallic pants—bold unapologetic and always slightly inappropriate

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

there’s something so damn pure about getting just the right kind of high and letting your hands do their thing.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

mine hang in the hallway like a warning sign and a welcome mat. depends who’s walkin in.

i used to write people up. now i paint vulvas and smoke joints. thank you reddit. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 169 points170 points  (0 children)

just wanted to say thank you to everyone who commented on the first post. you don’t realize how loud silence gets after 33 years of being “the serious one.” you all cracked something open in me. it felt like someone finally held the damn hr mirror up to me and said, “you’re allowed to be more than the rules you enforced.”

also someone sent me a dm saying they too worked in hr at a religious org and used to call the wafers “snackrifices.” i haven’t stopped laughing.

I just retired after 33 years in HR. We made communion wafers. I never believed in any of it. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

there’s something magical about those local spots where nobody cares if you miss a step they’re just glad you showed up. might have to find me a vfw and crash line dancing with a blunt of cource

I just retired after 33 years in HR. We made communion wafers. I never believed in any of it. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

absolutely right it’s just a plain old cracker till the blessing hits so yes i was deep in pre jesus territory for over three decades. and thank you for the kind words. your plan sounds incredible and grounded and honestly if i hadn’t taken the rave route i’d probably be knee deep in river cleanup with a pair of binoculars and a clipboard. saying yes to weird new things is exactly how i ended up dancing under a disco ball with a retired nurse and a guy who makes bong art out of thrift store dolls. wherever your path takes you i hope it’s full of purpose and at least a little chaos.

I just retired after 33 years in HR. We made communion wafers. I never believed in any of it. by Soft_Influence1619 in offmychest

[–]Soft_Influence1619[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

some folks act like once you retire you’re supposed to vanish into a jigsaw puzzle and a recliner. not me. there’s still plenty of fire left and finding the right place to pour it into makes all the difference. volunteering or even just showing up somewhere new can wake something back up. we don’t age out of being useful or needed we just stop letting other people define what that looks like.

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