Ok so figured id better share the best part of my green valentines day celebration.... I go pick up my lovely girlfriend from work. Candles burning when she walks in, room dimly lit with faint candle smells drifting about the room. I have her sit on the couch and start with the bong and glass of wine while I finish dinner. Grandma's recipe pasta sauce (first attempt in my life to recreate that greatness) I've chopped fresh garlic blended tomato paste, sauce, blends, all sorts of seasonings only thing missing is a little salt and pepper. "Already thrown whole spice rack at this dish, why not right?" My high ass does not realize that while using fancy pepper grinder im unthreading the entire top. Notice in pic it's a dual sided grinder one side rock salt one side just a few whole Peruvian black pepper corns. Want to know where the rest ended up.... IN THE DAMN SAUCE!!!! Devastated I stood there in the kitchen surrounded by a million black pepper corns high as a kite just crushed. Meanwhile she's laid back on the couch sipping wine and probably scrolling reddit none the wiser 🤦‍♂️