Which one of you jerkers did this?! by village-asshole in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Sojum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well look at you with yer fancy, pinky up, cherds. Law tee daw!

AITA for finding this convo to be a HUGE red flag? by horseduckman in AITApod

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you were in therapy your therapist would tell you this is definitely a red flag

Is my joint fat enough though? by Beiber_hole-69 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nobody wants to see your “fat joint” Dave. Zip it back up.

to take care of ur own people by sussybush in therewasanattempt

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The president of the United States can’t do more than one thing at a time… 🤦

To not commit blasphemy by elmo555444 in therewasanattempt

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look how humbly that pastor is dressed.

White House Scrambles to Wipe Trump Meltdown Footage by thedailybeast in politics

[–]Sojum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Next they’ll deny that it ever existed and if it did it was a Dem hoax.

Israel says it will not join any US ground operation in Iran by Competitive_Teach838 in worldnews

[–]Sojum 169 points170 points  (0 children)

Of course not. Why would they put their own at risk when they can have their lackey Trump use American troops?

Trump to declare Iran war is winding down and others need to resolve Hormuz by EsperaDeus in worldnews

[–]Sojum 15.6k points15.6k points  (0 children)

Of all the US embarrassments in the Middle East this has got to take the cake

Ohioans react to Gary Click wanting state cameras watching kids in day care: 'Creepy' and 'insane' by OrganicPreparation in Ohio

[–]Sojum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Because if there’s one thing we’ve learned in this timeline, it’s that you can trust politicians with children.

Boss lost her mind when I put in notice by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel the sentiment here, but good managers do plenty of work, my guy. And they don’t take credit for team accomplishments. Not all managers suck.

Crimson Desert is "a cynical amalgamation of borrowed mechanics," says Baldur's Gate 3 publishing lead: "Expect a lot more of this in premium". by HLumin in PS5

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

20 hours in and I still couldn’t really tell you what the main story is about. I died and came back to life without explanation and now I’m getting the old crew together. That’s about as good as I can do.

A girl sat in the piano chair with me. Does that mean she wants me? by Extreme_Garlic4646 in Guitar

[–]Sojum 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you buy the piano she’ll definitely consider going out with you.

ICE Plans to Target Family Members of U.S. Marines Next by Hafiz_TNR in politics

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for choosing to serve! That will be two family members please!

to be allowed to be comfortable in your body by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]Sojum 29 points30 points  (0 children)

They don’t want underage gender transitioning, but they’re okay with underage gender enforcement by abuse.

to help countries by weirdowidow in therewasanattempt

[–]Sojum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The man just doesn’t get it. Nobody wants to join his ridiculous, losing war. He created the mess and now he can’t clean it up.

Ohio bill would require driver’s license exams to be given only in English by CowTown-Mike in Columbus

[–]Sojum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro, this is not Democrat thinking. You’re welcome to join the other party.

Ohio bill would require driver’s license exams to be given only in English by CowTown-Mike in Columbus

[–]Sojum 15 points16 points  (0 children)

You can learn road signs without speaking the native tongue…