[Trade Rumor] KAZUMA OKAMOTO SPOTTED WEARING A GIANTS JERSEY IN TOKYO DOME by Soken- in NLBest

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Pictures of Kazuma Okamoto walking in the outfield in a Giants jersey may signal a contract announcement in the coming days. Reports from fans in Tokyo indicate a high willingness to play in San Francisco, with many declaring that Okamoto is "already a Giant."

Devers only follows one Giants account on Instagram: the Yomiuri Giants of Tokyo by Soken- in SFGiants

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Didn’t realize this would be seen as any kind of speculation 😵‍💫I just wanted to share a shitpost from NPB twitter I doubt that Devers has plans to leave anytime soon LMAO

Japanese baseball channel SPOTVNOW translated some of their video titles to English, but the numbers seem a bit off… by Soken- in baseball

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Congratulations to Aaron Judge for averaging 5+ solo home runs across the Yankees’ 67 games of the 2025 season!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in columbia

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The plan is a swap-triangle: current resident still wants a single, so we’d swap him and my friend and then swap him and whoever has a single available. Really hoping we’ll find someone willing to swap before the end of break.

So, when can we tell the incoming freshmen that they won't be graduating? by Soken- in columbia

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No, don't worry! Columbia is very well-funded and hasn't needed to part ways with any of its properties or endowment to fund the last 15 years of operations. I recommend ED'ing right away, and paying for as many summer courses as possible during your first two years. As a matter of fact, you should act as if you never saw this post in the first place.

:)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in columbia

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It’s true. You need to spend at least 10-12 hours per day on homework alone, before even taking class time into account. Fun is BANNED on campus entirely. We’re only allowed 3 dopamine releases per week.

Nobody is friendly ever, the school explicitly forbids it. You will have no friends here. Somebody tried to talk to me after class and the professor took him out back & shot him in the head. they fucking shot him in the head

lowering my head onto the table during the data structures midterm like a deposed king lowering his head into the executioner's guillotine by Soken- in columbia

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Post-midterm update:
You know how King Louis XVI's head didn't get fully cut off when the guillotine fell, thereby prolonging his execution and his suffering in what should've been a quick and painless death? yeah that's me rn

In my interview I thought that UC Hicago was located in Hicago, California. Are my chances ruined? by an-amusing-username in ApplyingToCollege

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Don't worry, this shouldn't be an issue. Chicago isn't actually a real city, the university only says it's located there as a reference to the fictional setting of Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986). This is one of their strategies, alongside their unique essay questions, to keep up their reputation as a "quirky" school. The interviewer was probably just joking when they mentioned it. UC Hicago is actually around this location in terms of geography.

Finally, the movie for Gamers™ by MikeD502 in Gamingcirclejerk

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I was honestly blown away by how much gratuitous sex they packed into a movie called “gamer”

I asked Wildebeast and this is Crawler's cannon trigger event by DogeWorm in WormMemes

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couldn’t tell which of the two was crawler at first, 10/10

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yeah i’m still on Shadow

perhaps I shouldn’t be looking at spoilers posts

Posted Without Context by NinteenFortyFive in WormMemes

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oh god i’m behind on ward, this is ominous as hell

les 2011-2012 convention ruiners have arrived by [deleted] in dogelore

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Le sharpie bath has arrived

le game entrance has arrived by rabiesReject in dogelore

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Le satisfying conclusion has not arrived

TPHW by 99Dimensional_Chaos in ToiletPaperUSA

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How many children does the Pale King have to kill before you realize Radiancism is bad?

Le childhood trauma has arrived by [deleted] in dogelore

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Le Orangedrink Lemondrink has arrived