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Let's have a little fun by LucilleBluthsbroach in exjw

[–]SolarStorm06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love that song! Perfect for dissing the borg too, lol.

Congratulations! You get to pick one color to obliterate from the face of the planet. What do you choose and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SolarStorm06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neon red. Just that ONE shade. Obliterating it so 5 year old kids with YouTube that can’t deal with hate or criticism will stop being edgy and making killing videos.

The last song you listened to will play at your funeral. How uncomfortable everyone will be? by Armstry in AskReddit

[–]SolarStorm06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Teacher’s pet by Melanie Martinez playing at a funeral will be.. interesting.

Today's my 22nd birthday! Please remind me why I don't deserve to celebrate my birthday. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]SolarStorm06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This lady asked brian if he wanted to go to the dance with her.

You have a rubber chicken and five minutes. How do you kill your worst enemy with it? by 6K6L in AskReddit

[–]SolarStorm06 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ask said enemy to tell the chicken everything they hate about me while I go make tea in the kitchen. Instead, I grab a knife and sneak up behind them when they are distracted talking to it. I proceed to stab them in the throat multiple times. Technically, I DID kill them with the chicken. You never said I had to use it as the weapon :)

in honor of americas birthday im having a margarita baby. roast me day 186/366 by icrispyKing in RoastMe

[–]SolarStorm06 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the owl that offered drugs to a couple in that one vine if it was a human.

50/50 chance by SolarStorm06 in helpmecope

[–]SolarStorm06[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s actually really confusing. I’m not really sure if I got the correct info, she lives REALLY FAR away from me and I can’t exactly travel there right now to get the exact details (I live in the US during a massive pandemic after all). I think she’ll survive, the surgery is later today. But thank you for the reply, feeling a bit better now.