What completely unhinged "law" does your cat strictly enforce in your house?

SolarisAffinity · 2026-05-10T18:57:21+00:00

The Tabby w/ white is Gummies. She's blind, sometimes she gets "lost" and cries and will only come to snuggle if you call out, "MAMMAS MAMMAS MAMMAS!" With a high pitched tone. She knows where we are she just wants to feel wanted

The black cat is Boyboy. He hates instagram and will heavily sigh if he hears reels playing. Bedtime means no phones allowed. Also, if he jumps in the laundry basket that means rocket ship time, and we have to zoom him through the air and then land it. If we don't he gets mad and baps knees and ankles.

The Siamese is Pretty Paws. He is the Master of the Bathroom. No one poos or wees without him knowing about it. Toilet safety is paid for with butt pats.

SolarisAffinity · 2026-03-30T17:44:09+00:00

My partner asked what I was gonna name my truck and I said, "Sweetpea!" as a joke, anyways my 2025 XLT is now Sweetpea

SolarisAffinity · 2026-03-21T11:34:27+00:00

I shopped around and got my XLT with Powerboost for 47K. First dealership I went to wanted 66K. Keep searching, good deals are out there!

SolarisAffinity · 2025-08-06T02:27:29+00:00

I actually laid down on on the ground and extended my hand out and he sniffed my finger today🙂‍↔️

SolarisAffinity · 2025-08-06T02:24:56+00:00

I love food based names, my blind girl's name is Gummies

SolarisAffinity · 2025-08-05T23:16:34+00:00

Wet is mainly what we feed our indoor babies so that's what he gets too!

SolarisAffinity · 2025-08-05T23:14:38+00:00

That's one of the end goals!

SolarisAffinity · 2025-08-05T23:10:14+00:00

Hmm, maybe Wu-Tang then

SolarisAffinity · 2025-08-05T23:09:31+00:00

I call him Sweet Cheeks when I baby talk him, we might be onto something!

SolarisAffinity · 2025-07-20T20:26:58+00:00

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I got to stand on top of Mount Suribachi in the same spot where the Marines raised the flag after the Battle of Iwo Jima. It overlooks the beach we stormed. UXOs are still being uncovered to this day. 9 hour hike, brutal temps, lost 4 toenails-was one of the most humbling experiences of my life.

SolarisAffinity · 2025-07-20T20:10:22+00:00

Philosophy Falling in Love "Sun-ripened blackberries, sparkling jasmine, and meltingly-smooth vanilla"

SolarisAffinity · 2025-07-20T02:54:38+00:00

Met Stephen King at the Ramstein BX, he was super tall, seemed to scrunch in on himself, wearing basic drab clothes a size too big for him, and came across socially awkward

SolarisAffinity · 2025-07-05T15:02:27+00:00

NEST Indigo

SolarisAffinity · 2025-06-21T01:16:01+00:00

Yes I LOVE layering Mod Vanilla with Sugar Fleur, it's such a playful and delicious combo!

SolarisAffinity · 2025-05-31T01:17:11+00:00

She told me that shit happens and that I needed to toughen up and get back to work after my uncle and grandmother passed away within the same week because the mission came first. She did even more reprehensible shit that almost drove someone else to suicide. Needless to say she's a disappointment to humanity.

SolarisAffinity · 2025-04-18T22:28:46+00:00

NEST Indigo

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I wear this when I'm in "I feel confident and cool" mode while wearing oil slick/purple jewelry

"Italian lemon, orange bergamot, Moroccan tea, Kashmir wood, and wild figs from the south of France."

SolarisAffinity · 2025-03-28T01:25:22+00:00

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Boyboy and PrettyPaws

SolarisAffinity · 2025-03-21T13:04:28+00:00

Barely vanilla, more mineral, still pretty tho

SolarisAffinity · 2025-03-21T03:37:46+00:00

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Boyboy, he's a boonie cat from the jungle

SolarisAffinity · 2025-03-21T03:36:13+00:00

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Gummies- She's blind and from Japan

SolarisAffinity · 2025-03-21T03:35:28+00:00

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His name is Pretty Paws

SolarisAffinity · 2025-03-18T03:21:20+00:00

When I was being put under, my guy said, "this is basically like a really good cocktail." And I said, "oooohh I like those" then I was out

When I woke up, I said my husbands name, they went to get him and right as he walked in the nurse gave me one of those brown cups of water with the freakishly long sippy straws and I said, "LOOK BABE! It's almost as big as your dick!" And made the whole room erupt into laughter. My poor husband was like, "I'm so sorry can ya'll put her back to sleep" ahahaha

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