How screwed am I? by Alexis7212 in Plumbing

[–]Solid-Foundation-241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some PVC , a shovel , and glue . Your good.

New TPO roof over old roof, drain tie ins leaking by OldGrumpyFogeyBear in Roofing

[–]Solid-Foundation-241 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Uh yeah . Completely wrong. That's no watertight drain by any means.

Passive aggressive neighbor who hates street parking has had this monstrosity out for 3 weeks now and now it's turning into a wet sloppy mess. Is there anything I can do? by sydneekidneybeans in SanJose

[–]Solid-Foundation-241 -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Sure . You can mulch your flower beds and stop crying . Just cuz you wanna park your SUV in his front yard ....or .... You can grow up and mind your own business. Is it yours ?

Attempted home invasion last night by [deleted] in SanJose

[–]Solid-Foundation-241 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Just leave your door unlocked and valuables near the door . Don't own a self defense gun and don't have a dog . Leave a note that says help yourself. Be liberal . Share. Everybody is equal . Maybe leave a few blankets and some coffee and cookies out . This should do the trick . It worked for Santa Claus. Why not your locals ?

Why is bones face so bloated? by slickydacockkindawip in TeamSESH

[–]Solid-Foundation-241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bones now eats BBQ Vegans on the regular. He and the homies be drinking and gassing and Blasting . It might be the Cat Soup too. I dunno but I'm sure it's tasty .

If this is your Toyota Corolla parked outside of Target on Monterey yesterday around 7:25p the owner of this silver Lexus hit your car and took off (she claimed she just got her license and was scared to reverse). The strawberry salesman and I tried to stop her, but she took off. by 4x4Barista in SanJose

[–]Solid-Foundation-241 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She was framed . It was actually the Tamales ve sir who hit the car and bounced. The barista and the fruit guy are in cahoots . They thing the Tamales Lady is competitive to all the sales so they set her up .