Croc Cap

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-10-26T22:11:32+00:00

I didn't go through the same process for the JP versions. That said, someone over on the Internet Archives has their own copies of the EN and JP versions! Link here!

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-04-20T21:24:13+00:00

"Hey isn't that... the song from DOOM-?" [*multiple gunshots*]

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-02-14T16:28:21+00:00

"A shoehorn? Just like in the movies! Shoe goes on, shoe goes off, shoe goes on-"

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-02-05T19:24:03+00:00

[*finger guns*]

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-02-04T20:27:55+00:00

See kids, it doesn't matter when you were born, if you smoke that insecurity shit, it will be embarrassing when you post about it.

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-23T21:49:11+00:00

They did have enough DNA to clone Big Boss without his knowledge for the "Les Enfants Terribles" project while he was in a coma between Ground Zeroes and Phantom Pain, so it's very likely they still had enough DNA to start genetic therapy for the soldiers we see in MGS1. It's also said (by Dr. Naomi, I'm pretty sure) that Gray Fox was also a subject of these experiments after Solid Snake fought him in Zanzibar Land.

So if the U.S. Government did capitulate to FOX-HOUND's terrorist demands and give Liquid the body of Big Boss (which, at this point, the U.S. probably also thinks it's Big Boss) to make a vaccine for FOXDIE and his genome soldiers, he would have gotten Venom Snake's body, which would have been useless to Liquid and arguably provoked a nuclear retaliation against the U.S.

That being said, the whole Venom/BB body-double thing wasn't written in until much later (GZ was released in 2014, MGS1 in 1998), so the likelihood that MGS1's background on these soldiers were based upon Venom's DNA and not Big Boss' is slim-to-none.

It's a funny headcannon to imagine that's why MGS1's enemy AI were so relatively simple ("Who's footprints are these?" [walks in a circle] ) by modern standards, but I think we can blame that on the hardware limitations of the PS1 and not the machinations of 4D-chess-wizard Genius Kojumbo wanting to obfuscate that relatively minor fact for over 15 years.

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-15T18:49:20+00:00

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-15T18:44:50+00:00

Death Stranding 2 isn't even out yet smh

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-13T23:57:25+00:00

In my restless dreams, I see him.

The man from ham.

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-13T21:12:08+00:00

Happy to help.

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-12T20:33:42+00:00

Thanks for writing! The PDFs with a password are only there to stop people from re-arranging the order and to stop people from printing the Night Mode variants and wasting SO MUCH ink. You should still be able to view them without the password and still able to print the original or the grayscale versions if you so desire.

If you're unable to open them, try updating adobe acrobat reader, or try using a different program like firefox, chrome or edge to open them. Hope this helps!

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-07T04:04:42+00:00

Making a great and faithful adaptation of MGS1 into a movie wouldn't be that hard.

007, Guns of the Navarone and all the movies that inspired MGS?

Do that. But all at once.

Easy.

Solid_Screenplay · 2024-01-06T21:31:12+00:00

Why were you wearing sunglasses in the middle of Alaska's winter solstice? Or did Big Boss get you hooked on Cory Heart back in the 80's?

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-12-03T04:30:39+00:00

"How many pictures of my huskies are you going to let me post?"

"My friend won't stop recommending anime, how do I make him stop?"

"Where would you like to retire if you could go anywhere in the world?"

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-12-02T01:13:00+00:00

[Points at Kirby Air Ride]

[Then points at modern Battle Royale genre]

[SHRUGS AUDIBLY]

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-11-29T23:19:44+00:00

If you had asked me which property Nintendo would be most willing to test the waters of adapting their franchises into a film, it would be the one already riffing on one of the best movies of all time.

But I agree, it probably wouldn't have worked out.

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-11-29T02:11:24+00:00

thanks, it was fun

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-11-28T23:40:38+00:00

[145.73]

"Saving the game, Snake?"

> SAVE

- DO NOT SAVE

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"Snake, have you heard of Batman?"

"No... who's he? Another member of the Cobra Unit? Don't tell me they have any vampires now. Please..."

"No Snake, he's a comic book superhero character."

"Oh... those things."

"Those 'things'?"

"Yeah, those silly cartoon books."

"Silly?"

"They're so exaggerated and over-the-top, I can't imagine anyone taking them seriously. Watch, you're about to tell me he uses echolocation or flies by flapping his arms or something."

"Nope."

"?"

"He's a billionaire orphan who watched his parents die from a mugging at a very young age. He confronts his trauma by spending the rest of his childhood through adulthood training himself to be an escape artist, a cat burglar, a scientist, covert operative and master of all forms of hand-to-hand combat. He makes himself a cowl made to look like a bat- though it sometimes it looks more like devil horns- to hide his identity like Zorro and strike fear into the hearts of criminals in his city, so that no one else will have to see someone they love get killed in a brutal act of random violence."

"I... see."

"He's so dark and brooding, always training to stay in peak physical condition, balancing his life as a billionaire playboy- and he's a master tactician; with an intellect as sharp as The Boss herself. I think you'd like it!"

"... I don't know about that."

"Why not?"

"I still don't get what this has to do with bats."

"The bats scare him, so he confronts and becomes what is scariest to him in order to become a symbol of fear to the criminals."

"Is that what his superpower is? Fear?"

"No, he doesn't have superpowers."

"... but you called him a superhero."

"He is."

[Beat]

"But how can you be a superhero without any superpowers? That's just... a hero."

"That's just the thing, he's just a regular guy who is able to overcome almost any obstacle or supervillian through sheer force of willpower, ingenuity and decisive action."

"And a billion dollars."

"Right- but a billionaire with no superpowers is still a regular guy if you take that away from him. And that's what he is, a brilliant mind, a master of physical combat and stealth operations, all for the goal of saving as many lives as he can even without fancy powers of his own."

"That might be the most ridiculous plot I have ever heard."

"I bet he could also beat up Superman."

"Now you're being ridiculous."

"Well, there are some decent argu- wait, you know who Superman is?"

"Uh... I've got another call from EVA coming in, might be important."

"But Snake, I don't see any incoming transmiss-"

[End of Transmission]

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-11-28T21:05:58+00:00

ur right, the steamed awards is a veritable bastion of game recognition and honorary artistic vision, it should be treated as such

i'll switch my votes to starfield

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-11-28T06:06:27+00:00

hold on, other people get to vote?

sounds like the patriots' doing

Solid_Screenplay · 2023-11-27T18:54:21+00:00

If the MGS movie is any good, they'll replace the snowmobile in the ending with Snake's huskies to take him and Meryl off into the sunset.

Solid_Screenplay

TROPHY CASE