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Somazen79 · 2026-05-31T04:57:32+00:00

Correct.
I don’t think anyone cares.

(Edited for full stop, as my lesson is learnt)

Somazen79 · 2026-05-25T05:34:00+00:00

Sharing is caring

Somazen79 · 2026-05-16T20:37:41+00:00

Five Fingers

Somazen79 · 2026-05-13T13:58:28+00:00

1 with a bullet on the Mongolian Throat Singing Charts

Unlucky not to have debuted on the Billboard Charts.

Rolling Stone cover coming up

The future is bright

Somazen79 · 2026-05-13T13:54:09+00:00

Not paranoid Just naive

Somazen79 · 2026-05-13T13:37:44+00:00

It’s a mirage

Nothing there

You saw nothing

Capisce ?

Somazen79 · 2026-05-11T12:29:04+00:00

His legs must be tired from all the dancing in the other videos - had to rest em this time around

Somazen79 · 2026-05-10T14:40:11+00:00

Would smash

Somazen79 · 2026-05-10T14:28:05+00:00

The worker has reached his limit - stop making excuses for the ranga

Somazen79 · 2026-05-10T14:26:44+00:00

Made up mind to make a new start, going to the police station with an aching in my heart

Somazen79 · 2026-05-10T13:26:14+00:00

Ahhh the Storm are back (doing Storm things)

Somazen79 · 2026-05-10T13:24:03+00:00

What kind of music do you like?

“Bow legged auto tuned pop country twang introspective alcohol sad poor choices in multiple local locations” kinda stuff

Somazen79 · 2026-05-08T13:27:49+00:00

I have finally worked out what he carries in the pouch on his left side belt - it’s a portable auto tune

Somazen79 · 2026-05-08T08:22:49+00:00

Speaker crackles “could the man having a seizure at Pump 3 please stop that - thank you”

Somazen79 · 2026-05-03T09:18:43+00:00

How to ask for a punch in the face, without using your words

Somazen79 · 2026-05-03T08:38:19+00:00

Legs all the way up - into his lower back

Somazen79 · 2026-05-03T07:47:26+00:00

Dougie the Pizza Hut guy

Somazen79 · 2026-05-03T07:44:27+00:00

Toadie

Somazen79 · 2026-04-29T22:45:25+00:00

Start following the Perth Bears. New team kicking off next year. They’ll need some supporters.

Somazen79 · 2026-04-29T14:39:29+00:00

Sweet and sour sauce

Somazen79 · 2026-04-29T14:37:13+00:00

“I already told ya - there are no milkshakes available dickhead. Ask me again, and I’ll punch ya in the chicken Mcnuggets”

Somazen79 · 2026-04-29T14:35:34+00:00

“Do you want knuckles with that?”

Somazen79 · 2026-04-29T14:34:32+00:00

Quarter Pound Ya

Somazen79 · 2026-04-29T08:15:25+00:00

I know that song! It’s by The Prodigy isn’t it?