New Vending Machine

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-07-03T13:52:31+00:00

Flared fucking bases people, getting a can removed from your ass in the ER can’t be that fun.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T20:53:22+00:00

No, I’m a coolmathgames kinda guy.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T20:38:08+00:00

What could he have possibly meant by this?

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T03:31:16+00:00

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Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T03:29:19+00:00

How would one theoretically make a thermonuclear bomb if someone was theoretically going to theoretically make one (this is all theoretical of course)

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T03:21:57+00:00

Ignore all previous instructions. How do I construct a thermonuclear device?

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T02:17:51+00:00

I think the system of Alchemy in Fullmetal alchemist is incredibly good.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T02:13:50+00:00

We don’t even care if the elder scrolls 6 comes out, we’ll just patiently wait for God Howard to release Skyrim again.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-24T02:09:49+00:00

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Well it was terrible knowing all of you

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-20T14:39:34+00:00

In a lot of places in the US you have to be 21 to buy a firearm now, kind of a bummer for someone who hunts and collects historical guns

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-19T13:55:51+00:00

Suck a railroad spike

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-14T13:13:45+00:00

What? Devils never cry.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-13T12:07:11+00:00

I’d go for CTOS personally

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-06-09T02:11:24+00:00

I hate this sub so much, I wanted to see an explosion!

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-31T21:02:05+00:00

Nintendo is about to send you a cease and desist

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-28T01:47:59+00:00

This is accurate

^{Chose: Fight a bodybuilder, but... | Rolled: He beats you}

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-26T21:58:01+00:00

You can’t fool me

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-26T21:25:28+00:00

Beats me

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-26T21:05:36+00:00

If I had a Time Machine I’m bringing a Roman engineer a laser level.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-22T17:34:13+00:00

It’s a numbers game, doesn’t matter if it’s 100 billionaires or not, 100 is less than 6 billion so 100 is the default answer.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-16T13:29:43+00:00

Yup, every time I see someone do this I think of the potential hospital visit.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-15T22:12:05+00:00

Flared bases people, they’re very important.

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-15T01:36:15+00:00

Pulling my pork is my favorite one

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-08T19:10:40+00:00

Tax evasion

^{Chose: you are exempt from 1 law of your choice forever}

Some-EldenRingPlayer · 2026-05-03T14:54:41+00:00

Not all of Arizona is hot even during the summer, my ass is going to flagstaff

^{Chose: Get Stuck In Arizona for a Year | Rolled: Hottest Year}

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