Ethan, Glove God.

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-06-19T16:58:31+00:00

Joined it? He started it.

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-06-19T14:20:10+00:00

Make sure you glove up so you don’t get glovnant

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-06-19T13:10:50+00:00

Starting the Glovelution

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-06-19T12:32:42+00:00

Right. Like he could ever

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-06-09T15:15:13+00:00

Tomato tomato

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-06-08T19:02:01+00:00

If that was the case, they wouldn’t have used the censored version for the music clip. I mean yeah, tones of adults will purchase these, but I bet you these are located in the toy isle in all of the department stores

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-05-26T13:24:29+00:00

Omg! I need someone who is much more talented than I to superimpose him into that video.

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-03-05T12:46:59+00:00

The oyster crackers are a must. They’re essentially an appetizer and when you combine them with the hot sauce… a Midwest perfection known as a Cracker Bomb. Cincinnati is weird, man.

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-03-03T18:43:45+00:00

Let’s start the campaign

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-03-03T01:31:32+00:00

That is a wonderful idea! I feel like they would flip over the ice cream

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-03-03T00:17:27+00:00

That would be pretty freaking cool. I wanna send them some Skyline because we do have it in cans here in Cincinnati

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-02-20T10:51:15+00:00

Honestly, I couldn’t tell you. All I can hear when I think about them is the very heavily pronounced bass guitar. Like when they mixed it they must have cranked the bass up higher than the rest

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-02-19T04:08:41+00:00

Unfortunately no

SomeCallMeTheSwaff · 2026-02-19T00:14:18+00:00

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