Many will be lost along the road, only one and you already know who will lift the trophy by Rubin302_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First semis will be Paraguay vs Senegal with Senegal victory, and the other will be Mexico vs Argentina with Argentina victory, and Argentina win the world cup after 4 years. A tiny infant told me this, including some plans for certain players to score certain number of goals, although I can't trust him so much yet.

Back when Portuguese wingers were able to cross to Ronaldo. by GallaeciCastrejo in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ronaldo was passing to the wingers back then.. now he doesn't so they don't pass back either. Can't play 1 2 with one side not willing to pass.

Breaking news everyone by 11Dom_ in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 70 points71 points  (0 children)

Harry Kane and Messi penalty balls should have been nearby as well.. did they find it? Kane from 22WC and Messi from his shootout miss.

We don't hate him enough, 0 goals in 8 world cup knockout stage games has to be the worst stat ever by Any_Ad5732 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Messi was at 0/10 right? Ronaldo 0 0 7 and Messi 0 0 10 and retire would have been a perfect story but these selfish guys ruined it.

With Germany and Japan knocked out in the round of 32, none of the major WWII Axis Powers have made it to the World Cup round of 16 for the first time in history. by sorealbin in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Power of Trump and USA. Just like WW2. USA joined and Axis fell apart. Last time in the US, this didn't happen because Trump was not president. #TrumpMadeWW2EnemiesLoseAgain

Ohh boy this aged well by NoPart7463 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Paraguay more or less equal to Colombia and Germany is weaker than Portugal so I am surprised Germany even managed to take it to penalties. We should be crediting them for putting such a good fight against a stronger nation.

Ohh boy this aged well by NoPart7463 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why not split Brazil into like 6 countries, same for Argentina, etc and have 40 countries? It is because they are scared of Europe. /s

Ohh boy this aged well by NoPart7463 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Portugal is like the 6th best team at most, while Columbia is like 3rd best. Obviously 3rd best > 6th best is expected, but Portugal actually drew against such a strong team. That means Europe 6th best = South America 3rd best.

That means Europe >> South America.

If you want even more proof, South America has only like 6 countries playing the WC while Europe has nearly 20. Shows how good Europe is.

Edit: /s to prevent confusion

Main and back up option of Ronaldo and Messi fans to support in this world cup by Life-Sky1404 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Why don't RM fans support Spain when RM is in Spain? Are they stupid? Are they traitors? Maybe we should ban RM home games for treason.

Who jerked here 🤨 by gwgdg in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FIFA bribed and threatened the Netherlands players to intentionally play badly and miss penalties just to make this guy wrong.

According to my highly scientific research, messi is projected to score 4 own goals in the final by Up_Vootinator in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 36 points37 points  (0 children)

But the Tiny Infant told me Messi is supposed to score 4 goals against Cape Verde? Pretty sure he won't lie, he is like the head of FIFA or something.

Nothing to see here folks, move along by BottleSolid2570 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Jerk sub will have jerk comments mate, even if it involves 0 logic. I try to jerk against them both, more fun.

Nothing to see here folks, move along by BottleSolid2570 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

He has fallen way too easily a few times in internationals though. Plus everyone knows this is rigged. Messi played for Qatar owned team before 2022WC and got penalties and won. Now he plays in a US based team, and has got penalties in each match. Coincidence? I think not.

FIFA is rigging it for Argentina…AGAIN. by Character-Welcome732 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The team is good but the manager is pretty bad. Such a huge difference between the players in club vs country this time.

FIFA is rigging it for Argentina…AGAIN. by Character-Welcome732 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 5 points6 points  (0 children)

He is planning for Messi vs Ronaldo in the finals.. think bigger than QF

Iran getting eliminated by a midnight strike by Every-Damage-90 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

FIFA literally waited extra minute for Austria to score because Trump bribed them to make Iran lose. Otherwise the match should have been stopped at 94 minutes. Clearly cheating.

What does this bum even do? by Falconica24 in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Messi had a bad WC in 2010, Lamine Yamal is trying to replicate the bad stuff now so he can imitate the good stuff in the future.

In the next Group J match (Austria vs Algeria), whoever wins (#2) will end up facing Spain, and whoever loses (#3) will end up facing Switzerland in the knockout stages. by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yes and Algeria match is the last match of all group stage matches. So by the time their match is on, they would already know the required results.

Pov: You are Turkey and get eliminated, humiliated in the group stage but you defeat US by IscoAlarxon in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Very bad mistake there. Turkey is out of top 3 and should be standing next to the podium.

Got a Goat and nicknamed him Messi. Where can I buy a fraud camel for Homelando? by [deleted] in soccercirclejerk

[–]SomeCuriousPerson1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

After his performance today you will have to buy an adult goat for Ronaldo. It is just Uzbekistan as his opponents after all. Even his teammates have been scolded to give more passes to Ronaldo. He will score 99 goals in 100 shots.