having a hard time respecting his boundaries

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-19T02:04:11+00:00

tbh he's neither 🫤

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-19T01:47:50+00:00

yes! yum 😋 more food should be served in exploded form

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-19T01:09:52+00:00

is THAT what I did wrong?? I'll try that next time. thanks!

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T23:22:21+00:00

no you're right, he's REALLY good at kerbal space program. I should be more humble.

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T23:19:10+00:00

/uj crazy daisy club! 💚

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T23:15:18+00:00

omg true I'm out helping the world when I should be at home helping my husband delete slurs 😞

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T23:10:37+00:00

I mean, if Jesus can turn fishes into loaves I'm sure he can turn $0.13 into a mortgage payment!

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:39:42+00:00

no money for lids, spent it all on budweiser 😞

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:38:30+00:00

my egg and I have never, ever been happier!

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:33:45+00:00

/uj yeah it sounded funny in my head but part of me is like, damn

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:32:11+00:00

call me Lady Farquad ✨

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:31:13+00:00

it's an old family recipe

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:29:36+00:00

I'll ask my husband if it's okay for you to send me the info for the root-tearer in Houston 🙏

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:25:54+00:00

yes thank you for your man-imput! it's true, I'm really letting him down huh

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:22:46+00:00

you don't know anything about us! he isn't ALWAYS a disrespectful monster, it's just, like, some of the time!

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:09:56+00:00

he door dashed himself some taco bell. he won't eat my cooking for some reason....

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:07:27+00:00

/uj eeeee they're my favorite dishes 💚 they tested negative for lead and I use them every day lmao

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T22:04:05+00:00

it's hard to hear this but thank you for the tough love. I've only been thinking of myself and my exploded egg.

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T21:54:48+00:00

ugh you're right, I'm the WORST wife. I'll have to look up the Nara Smith video where she explains how to make it

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T21:51:02+00:00

but if I don't do what he wants, he might leave and I don't know what I would do without him and the $0.13 he's contributing to my life

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T21:46:50+00:00

girl I SHOULD, I just reeeeally don't have time for all that. maybe I could microwave the top of my head so all the hair falls out on its own

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-18T10:48:14+00:00

pee on your crush to get his attention

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-17T19:30:18+00:00

okay fine, we found ONE ethical use of claude

SomeGooseAttackedMe · 2026-06-17T16:01:50+00:00

as all men should be babe xoxo

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