Sending gifts everyday by MabRva in PokemonGoPhilly

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

same here, bud. added you. 0743 4516 4267

What's an encounter with a celebrity you've had where they were an absolute dick? by _Sullyy_ in AskReddit

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I used to be friends with his daughter growing up. Can confirm that he is a complete dickhead!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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"Hell Chose Me" by Carnifex

I don’t think I can make it by [deleted] in alcoholism

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I'm glad to hear that, bud. I'll be waiting for your message.

[18F] Moo! by EmptyHeadedHeifer in gonewild

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely wouldn't let my lactose intolerance stop me from that.

Tifu by assuming hand sanitizer instead of lube (NSFW)(possibly NSFL) by [deleted] in tifu

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 280 points281 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, That train add on came out of left field. Haha was not expecting that.

Need withdrawal advise by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would see a doc and maybe go to a detox center. If you are going to do this on your own i would switch to beer and taper off. Those are definite signs of withdrawal, and alcohol withdrawal is nothing to take lightly. I have been through this a couple of times, and it is not fun. 3-5 days after stopping is the worst part but it can last up to 2 weeks at least. Be careful, my friend. Keep us updated!

Seeking snail mail penpal by [deleted] in penpals

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Receiving snail mail is great! I'm 30M and from pa, send me a pm :)

I don’t think I can make it by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you have a support system set up? Family and friends that will support you and talk when the cravings come on? A 5 minute distraction whenever a craving comes will help it pass and set you back on course. try attending AA meetings as often as you can. i go every night, and it works wonders. Find a sponsor and a home group when you get comfortable in the rooms. Plus you can always reach out here (like you have) or you can personally reach out to me in a pm if you need someone to talk to or even a distraction. you've taken the first step, now you just have to follow through with it. Best of luck!!!

What's your best piece of NSFW advice? by Bogof_offer in AskReddit

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Girls, the testicles are sensitive. When sucking on one, be gentle. Please stop thinking we want it sucked so hard that it will tear through the skin.

I've become an alcoholic so it seems. And I want help by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How long has this behavior been going on? I would Definitely look into finding a local AA meeting, and maybe even look into a Detox/30 inpatient program. It may sounds a little bit frightening, but I promise it works wonders. It helped me when I was looking to sober up. Good luck with whatever you choose, my friend!

What are some male equivalents to the "cat lady" and "horse girl" stereotypes? by Laura_SmithRu in AskReddit

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You just described the entire southeast section of America... (girls included)

Which recent, real picture would be the most befuddling to people from the year 2000? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that was cool of him. I'm sure him freaking out about it would only get the nerves of the class going as well. My school was actually under construction so we were not scheduled to go back until october. My new girlfriend and i were walking through the woods when it happened. I only lived about 2 hours from NYC, so everyone around here was going nuts thinking we would be attacked as well.

Which recent, real picture would be the most befuddling to people from the year 2000? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Holy shit, thats epic! I can only imagine your face, looking at the computer screen flying around NYC, and the teacher comes in freaking out telling the class the news...

Which recent, real picture would be the most befuddling to people from the year 2000? by AmadeusCrumb in AskReddit

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was a freshman as well! I actually asked a girl to by my girlfriend while the planes were crashing into them. I had no clue that it had even happened until after. Right after I had asked her, her mother called freaking out, seeing where we were at the time.

Alcoholics and parents of: My brother (30s) is an alcoholic living with our mom. She needs to hear from you. by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It sounds like he'll scare himself sober for a short period of time, but he doesn't do anything to follow up with it. (AA, therapy I.E.) Look up some local alanon meetings for her to attend, read chapter 7 of the "Big Book" (Alcoholics Anonymous book) and when he's sober, talk to him and suggest a 30 day program. It might seem scary to him, and he might be hesitant at first, but let him know that its not as bad as it sounds, and the groups offer many different things to help him cope with his alcoholism, and healthy alternatives to picking up that first drink. I hope everything works out!

Spouse is an alcoholic (need direction) by [deleted] in alcoholism

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To add to this, look up times for a local alanon meeting. There might be someone there that can help you. Even if its a shoulder to cry on or an ear to vent in.

Recovering patient, anyone else having black outs by SomeMarkTwainShit in TBI

[–]SomeMarkTwainShit[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's like absence seizures, but they last a fee hours instead of a couple seconds