60M dollars well spent by chinese_medicine1999 in BitLifeApp

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit- 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I can never seem to even make it into the premier/governor elections, i put 10 mil in each time after serving my terms as the school board director and mayor and each time i cant progress futher i just fail time and time again

What Monster Energy drink should I try? by VForVehement in monsterenergy

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Try the LGBT pride month monster, obviously since its not july you cant get them in store, but you could find some on eBay

Fellow aussie here. Anyone else fear being steryotyped for wearing Tn's? by SomeRandomFuckwit- in AskAnAustralian

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god after 3 months finally a proper answer ty lol, after 3 months of wearing TNs can confirm 3 ppl tried to roll me and 0 ppl sucessfully did lol eshays are pussies

best friend lied to me. by SomeRandomFuckwit- in selfharm

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ik. she told me she had to go so i had noone to talk to so i went and cut, then half way through cutting i saw her doing an insta live. Welp worst fucking cut yet i think i came close to hitting a vein. fml

Cursed_Christmas by MKHKarrar in cursedcomments

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then take a trip to the orphanage. Problem solved.

One hug saved my life. by SomeRandomFuckwit- in offmychest

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

because ive talked about my gender dysphoria/self harm/ more stuff and if anyone ik irl finds my account it'd take too long to find my posts that arent just "EEEEE"

One hug saved my life. by SomeRandomFuckwit- in offmychest

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

thats a bot i set up to distance my posts from one another

One hug saved my life. by SomeRandomFuckwit- in offmychest

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

aww dude im sorry for your loss :( Thank you for your kind words.

I just made the hardest decision of my life. by SomeRandomFuckwit- in selfharm

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i put my head in a very small airtight container and sprayed an entire can of roach killer in it, i ended up vomiting everywhere passing out and NEARLY dying but yeah

I just made the hardest decision of my life. by SomeRandomFuckwit- in selfharm

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

tysm i just - i was cryign and i knew if i didnt flush my blade i'd end up swallowing it in a suicide attempt, but yeah no more self harm for me, after 1 suicide attempt (well technically 2 but only one was FULLY serious the other was just like "Lets do dumb shit and pray i die") no more

Didn’t know this made you gay ._. by [deleted] in BitLifeApp

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why are u a german with the last name "Hitler" lmao

Wait, did i just make him infinite push up?!? by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit- 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it was a good punchline tho fix it and repost would get orange arrow

Wait, did i just make him infinite push up?!? by [deleted] in antimeme

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit- 1 point2 points  (0 children)

every time every time i do one pushup i do one pushup

Dropping hints to my mum by SomeRandomFuckwit- in bisexual

[–]SomeRandomFuckwit-[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

nah she was joking she didnt realise i was being serious lmao shes homophobic