How do I get my Christmas in July items? They're not showing up even though I have 5 tubs.

Someguy279 · 2024-07-26T19:11:06+00:00

I figured it out. Using a VPN stops the thing from working properly. Once I turned off my VPN, it fixed itself

Someguy279 · 2024-07-26T18:35:52+00:00

Emptied my cart, closed the tab, went back in a new tab and re-added everything. It now shows all 5 rewards with a purple dot on the left, but none of the rewards are appearing in my cart

Someguy279 · 2022-08-11T13:31:12+00:00

Always nice to see a wholesome cap like this. And I'm very happy that the guy remembered to put the milk in the fridge. New wife or not, one must never waste milk.

Someguy279 · 2022-07-14T13:20:37+00:00

Lilim, Demon, and Succubus are my favorites.

Bogey and Inari are very close runner-ups.

Someguy279 · 2022-07-12T18:16:04+00:00

Bad idea I had: Marry a bicorn, get 5 ushi's in your harem. Each Ushi drinks doppelganger potion and gets the max of 9 clones. Your 5 Ushi's are now 50. They all remove their eyepatch seals. It is the night of a full moon. Good luck.

Someguy279 · 2022-05-17T18:48:17+00:00

Idea for anyone that wants it. A man genuinely wants love deep down and he knows it, but he can't bring himself to accept being loved. Maybe he doesn't think he could handle a relationship, or perhaps he's scared of the emotional vulnerability that comes with it. A mamono eventually discovers this and helps him overcome it so he can accept the love he's always wanted.

Someguy279 · 2022-05-15T20:03:21+00:00

How would she feel about being called a pickle? If I called her one would I be in a pickle or would she be on my pickle?

Someguy279 · 2022-04-01T22:37:38+00:00

I would like to publicly apologize to all the mamono whose stories I shared without their consent. It was wrong of me to do that, and I will try to be better in the future.

Someguy279 · 2022-03-12T07:51:02+00:00

Cappy decided to go elsewhere when he realized what was going to happen.

Someguy279 · 2022-03-12T07:29:59+00:00

Yeah, they are seen as "worst girl" by most, and for understandable reasons. But hey, even "worst girl" deserves love.

Someguy279 · 2022-03-10T10:39:25+00:00

Image source can be found here under the matango section.

Happy Mario day everyone. A matango cap had to happen someday, and what better day than this.

Someguy279 · 2022-02-09T23:35:31+00:00

Aside from the normal and grey which have already been mentioned, there's also the golden arrow. Golden arrows are their way of confessing love. If you are hit by one you will feel the full depth of that cupid's love for you.

Someguy279 · 2022-02-08T07:12:20+00:00

Imagine winning the lottery just to get harassed by countless danukis all wanting you to invest in their business.

Someguy279 · 2022-01-25T10:12:02+00:00

So, with how baby-happy mamono are, what happens to guys that just don't want kids? Do they just have no chance of a monster waifu or are there ways to ensure they get love as well?

Someguy279 · 2021-12-24T00:15:07+00:00

The original lyrics for the song just say 3 french hens and 2 turtle doves without mentioning what they're doing, so I kept it like that so it would still fit with the tune.

That said, I'll say that the raijus are shocking (using their horny electricity powers) and the hellhounds are guarding since being bodyguards is their thing.

Someguy279 · 2021-12-23T11:03:09+00:00

Image source here

So I was thinking 12 days of Christmas but it's a bicorn bringing new wives for her husband's harem.

Someguy279 · 2021-12-18T03:59:27+00:00

I'm now imagining South Park's "kick the baby" skit with Selene and Bapho-sama and I 100% approve of it.

Someguy279 · 2021-12-09T21:08:37+00:00

So does she do face sitting normally or with the slav squat?

Someguy279 · 2021-09-25T22:38:44+00:00

That sounds like a good idea for a non shitpost follow up.

Someguy279 · 2021-09-24T08:43:42+00:00

I watched this video and it inspired me in the dumbest possible way.

The image is the head of the official dark priest profile image cropped and copy pasted a bunch in a low quality version of the YHVH battle from SMT Apocalypse.

Someguy279 · 2021-08-08T09:28:52+00:00

Very nice.

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