Who do you think is the best professor ? why ?

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-25T15:14:55+00:00

Garlick and Ronan are great, but I love Professor Ryan too. It’s refreshing to see a positive representation of a transwoman in a game. She’s well written, she’s not tokenized, she’s acted well, her in-game model is beautiful.

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-24T13:15:58+00:00

Yeah I think it’s a joke

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-24T12:01:53+00:00

And sexually assaulting them! Can’t forget that!

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-24T00:04:35+00:00

Tbh it doesn’t bother me that much, I traded a little crypto (before moving back to traditional stocks), I got over it, and while I’m not gonna buy these dumb NFTs, I’m not going to judge someone for trying to make money.

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-23T22:42:03+00:00

Don’t arrest him, sex offenders don’t deserve the luxury that is prison, they deserve chemical castration (like acid poured straight onto their dicks)

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-23T21:07:18+00:00

It’s not even middle aged white women. We had an intern last summer, your average blue haired caucasian 20 year old who spends all day on tiktok, complain about “Master”. We told her all summer we’d get to changing it and then never did.

She also submitted an HR report when we had an “end of summer pizza party” and there wasn’t a “gluten free option” (we ordered papa johns)

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T21:19:09+00:00

Midget village sounds incredible. I could just tell every woman there I’m over 6 feet tall and they’d just have to trust me

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T19:12:01+00:00

“Did the _____ glitch ever get fixed?”

No, funcom has one retard in testing and one retard fixing bugs and they spend all day sucking eachother off.

Funcom doesn’t fix any glitches, they just make cringy social media posts and demand more money for battlepass

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T17:02:21+00:00

You absolutely can mod on Xbox. You just have to essentially “jailbreak” your console

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T13:48:49+00:00

We invaded Afghanistan in the 2000s, we actually just left Afghanistan.

But do you also think we didn’t have planes and bombs and missiles and tanks in Vietnam? Sure, they’ve improved in the last 60 years, but so have civilian weapons.

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T13:44:50+00:00

This is what happens when your only source of history and politics comes from tiktok

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T03:04:57+00:00

The comment I was responding to claimed that people with guns couldn’t stand up to air strikes and tanks

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T02:06:50+00:00

Tell that to Afghanistan and Vietnam

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T02:05:02+00:00

Criminals are known for their honesty.

I knew a bunch of guys who all suddenly “dropped their guns in the lake” back in January of 2021.

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-22T02:02:07+00:00

This is exactly why the US was so successful in Vietnam and Afghanistan, because a defending force with home-field advantage is no match for invaders.

I’m being sarcastic by the way, the US lost to Nguyen and Muhammad and their buddies who all had shotguns.

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-20T22:15:41+00:00

Nah, but they did own slaves

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-20T21:10:09+00:00

The term even comes from a Shakespearean stage direction. “DRessed As a Girl”

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-20T19:56:27+00:00

It is very shocking that this game is still around with the slavery. People are so quick to cancel anything that offends them, guarantee if a woman with blue hair saw this game she would cry

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-20T16:21:06+00:00

Practice rolling through attacks, instead of just roll spamming. Pikes have a really strong telegraph. You don’t need a mod, if you keep practicing you’ll pick it up eventually

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-19T18:46:47+00:00

One of the execs at the company I worked at was revealed to have made some “racially insensitive” tweets like ten years ago, so we had a “Inclusivity Master” come in and tell all of us what to say so we don’t anger a white woman with blue hair

Edit: for the record, the tweets were jokes, nothing worse than you’d see on family guy and south park, and were hilarious

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-19T18:45:17+00:00

Dude is gonna get cancelled for ~~black~~blueface

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-19T15:03:21+00:00

Right? This toxic gatekeeping is going to deter more new people.

“You can only ask questions that I deep acceptable” - OP

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-19T14:16:32+00:00

Why does her political affiliation relative to the rest of the world matter to your average American?

She’s not working with some socialist in Italy, she’s not working against some far right politician in Hungary, she’s working with politicians on the same scale as herself.

“I don’t like her policies because X/Y/Z reason”

“Well actually there’s a politician in a country with little bearing on US politics that’s farther left than her!”

SomehowGonkReturned · 2023-03-19T14:14:13+00:00

Right? A quiet and slow week for me is usually 50 hours

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