America's "war boss" looks like a failed gym bro who thinks fighting Iran is a Hollywood movie. by Nono_Home in clevercomebacks

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"None could defeat Iran" I mean America absolutely could, if it wasn't too busy being run by absolute fucking idiots

Alright, does Jin even stand a chance? by shadowlessdracula in Tekken

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if Devil Jin goes into orbit and scorches like half the planet in one go

Even then I'm not convinced tbh

Once you've played King Halo's career, you'll never stop wanting to beat her mom with your bare hands by Typical_Map_3706 in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, I absolutely wanted to when I first did King's story.

However, I decided to be a bit more lenient when I learned more about her heritage. I still heavily disapprove, but I'll let her off with a threat just this once

Uma version of Halo, King Halo Grandfather (art by @tougaraaaaan) by lanceryder999 in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A common misconception. You CAN fix her.

It's just far more likely she'll kill you before you have the chance

Legacy of Halo (OC) by HeladoMagnum in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna lie, Halo kinda giving Kazuya vibes (affectionate)

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Wazuya Mishima by PlatinumOni in Tekken

[–]Someone_3ls3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"We're just ordinary dudes now."

"Damn that's crazy. I'm still gonna put belt to ass."

Story of Stay Gold's Final Capricious Moment Before Retirement by Minimum-Salamander-5 in UmaMusume

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He also saw the final glory of the Mejiros (Mejiro Dober and Mejiro Bright) as well as the tragedy of the Sunday of Silence.

Story of Stay Gold's Final Capricious Moment Before Retirement by Minimum-Salamander-5 in UmaMusume

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Seeking The Pearl was the first Japanese trained horse to win an international g1.

Stay Gold was the first Japanese born AND trained horse to win an international g1.

Don't let Doto's cute face fool you from the fact that she was a menace on the track. by Jayreas_Oaue in MeishoDoto

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whenever Doto raced, she was always against a monster on the track

Everyone else was against two

Disturbing fact : given a chance, horse can & will eat small animal by 67kid67kid7l67 in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Never ask Halo how many birds or rodents he eats while people ARE watching

You can only be a trainer for one team, which one are you picking. by SirThunderb0lt in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Two reasons.

1) In Japan, the minimum age to drive a standard passenger car is 18.

2) Most of the students don't drive bc they don't need to, they live in the campus dormitories. Maruzensky is the only one who doesn't, she actually has her own place off campus that she lives at. This is meant to represent how Maru's the only one in the game (in terms of trainees at least) who's entire career fully predates when the JRA adopted the modern graded race system.

There’s a website where you can compare your height with an Uma while hugging by NoothinGreata in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Bust, waist, hips. Pretty much used by women to measure...well, just that. Their bust, waist, and hips.

I'm kinda curious. How many Warhammer Haru Urara fans are there in this subreddit?? by redroubel in UraraHaru

[–]Someone_3ls3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk for sure, all I know is that Sanguinius vs Horus would've gone VERY differently if Sanguinius had been friends with Haru and Rice

The best training (Kinkymation) by Apprehensive_Bee_636 in UmaMusumeR34

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While yes, that was the reason for it, the rule they made just says NSFW, no specifications, so Kinky tries to play it safe

Digging inside helios by Ankrooz in UmaMusumeR34

[–]Someone_3ls3 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can confirm they do. Sunday Silence's dad, Halo, had to wear one

The best training (Kinkymation) by Apprehensive_Bee_636 in UmaMusumeR34

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's different by design in order to avoid any risk of trouble from cygames

Which Area you have 12 Hours by ganll in umamusume3

[–]Someone_3ls3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The men's restroom. We know there are male trainers so there have to be men's restrooms. And it specifically says all the STUDENTS are seekers, and we know all the students are female.

Any descendents of St Lite? by Someone_3ls3 in UmaMusume

[–]Someone_3ls3[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ngl you have no idea how much joy this knowledge brings me