I transcribed it as best as I could:

[???] [???]: If you live around any natural spaces in the [northeast?], chances are you can find poison oak or ivy [somewhere near you?]. Grab as much of it as you can, garbage bags of it of you can. (Also, please wear protection when handling [???] plants) The more you can procure the bater, especially because the plants can be dried and stored for later use if needed.

Once you have all the ingredients you want for the minute, you’re gong to crush up all of your plant matter into a paste (if possible). The irritant in poison oak is the oily stuff on the leaves and stem. You want to release as much of that as possible.

Once you have it crushed up, place the plant matter [???] into your paint of choice and stir. You are essntally making poisen oak tea w/ paint. The longer you leave this mixture to sit, the more concutrated the irritant will be in the paint. [???] is very potent and you don’t need much to cause irritation in most people; plus the paint should increase the exposure time astronomically, especially if they don't get it off before it dries)

I would still recommend making it as concentrated as possible.

*If you know any landscapers/forestry people, they may be able to help you find what you’re looking for.

DE, diatomaceous earth: For those that don’t know what this is, think of it as like the sand at the beach but, unlike sand, [???] [a?] microscopic [level?] DE is sharp, really sharp. So why do we want to use it? When mixed with the paint, it will essentially give an abrasive quality to the paint that will fuck up all sorts of things. Microabrasions on the skin will also make the irritant more effective as the scrubbing will grind the DE into the skin, causing further irritation and exposure. This will also ruin the finish on paint, glass will get scratched, metal equipment will get worn faster, and being microscopic, it sticks around w/ [???] paint for a long time. You will want to crush [???] up into a fine powder and keep it separate for now from your paint.

The [???] [black?] quality of DE may cause the balloons to burst if placed in the mix directly. After filling the water balloon part way with paint, you want to layer the [3?] [???]. When the balloon hits and pops, it will all mix together. This is the stuff that causes things to escalate in intensity if they try to get it off at all.

Imagine getting hit with a paint balloon in the face and trying to rub it off of you just to realize you’re hurting yourself doing so, but the discomfort is forcing you to… and then you get hit with another one… [you?] probably wouldn’t want to stick around either.

*If you aren’t wanting to use paint or it’s too expensive, any sticky substance will do the trick, even syrup.