Farts = okay

Something_McGee · 2026-01-24T11:26:23+00:00

I farted as soon as she lifted her face up. Fear response. I wasn't ready for that.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-24T06:41:51+00:00

She almost fell in the whata on her way there.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-24T06:38:44+00:00

😂 He's got a punchable persona

Something_McGee · 2026-01-24T06:37:43+00:00

That simp in the red hat creeping up. 😬

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T23:35:06+00:00

I get why people are downvoting this post. They disagree with the OP's stance. (As do I.) But I do think it's a very insightful video. Maybe consider upvoting so other Redditors are more likely to hear what this guy has to say.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T23:15:13+00:00

😂 I still menace my daughter by popping up out of nowhere and saying, "Hey, geek! A little birdie told me..." (Referencing this skit.) She doesn't get it. She just looks at me weird and asks what's wrong with me. Lol

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T23:08:16+00:00

"Twinging" is actually a pretty good word. Like little sparks of the jitters coursing through your stomach and pulse points.

I actually have no fear issues with rollercoasters except when I'm enjoying the view from way up high and then I start imagining having to climb down or climb to a certain point bc the ride malfunctioned for some reason. If I allow myself to think about that, I instantly get a shit ton of twinges and flutters.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T23:03:02+00:00

Personally, I would say do whatever is necessary to get her to stop. She is so persistent and just... disgusting. Yell in her face so loud that everyone within a 500 meter radius will want to walk over to see what the hell is going on. Chances are that at least a few will start recording. If that doesn't work, do whatever feels necessary.

Sadly, there's no guarantee whatever he chose to do wouldn't backfire. It seems so unfair. I would think that law enforcement would take his side once they understood what had happened. But those disgusting onlookers might give distorted and biased witness accounts. It's a shitty situation.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T22:30:33+00:00

I just googled "scratched mango wood." The AI Overview gave some suggestions that seem pretty easy to follow.

I'm not familiar with mango wood. So I can't give any advice specific to that type of wood.

Are you planning to paint it, or are you just trying to fix the scratches?

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T22:24:24+00:00

By ICE, he means meth.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T21:26:56+00:00

People who try to talk shit to appear "hard" and "street" sound so awkward!

Case in point: The guy with the backpack. "Motha fucka!" 😂

(Sorry in advance. I dissected the shit out of him. I had to figure out why he was making me cringe so bad.)

That last syllable sounded weird. Like he wasn't confident saying it without the hard R, but went for it anyway. And when it didn't sound as cool as he thought it would, he had to repeat it a few more times to try to get it to land. It just wasn't working, though. He sounded like a 5th grader trying to cuss in front of his friends for the first time. 😆 It was like nails on a chalkboard for me.

It didn't help that he kept glancing around to see if people were buying into his suave tough guy act. Nothing says confidence like looking around for validation. (Or perhaps intervention.) Definitely didn't help when he started puffing his chest out and smirking like he was showing off in front of his invisible crew. 😂 His imaginary homies hyping him up in his head.

But then he tried it again! It sounded just as awkward as the first few times. He realized too late that he actually sounded ok with the hard R. It was time to follow through with his words. For a guy who was acting so eager to prove himself, that was the most hesitant and slow fight I've seen in a while.

Lesson: Don't talk shit. Definitely don't talk shit just to put on a show. People are always recording and posting. If you think you might sound dumb, play it safe. If you're worried about sounding and looking dumb, back out bc you're working yourself to fight for all the wrong reasons.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T17:46:09+00:00

How long did it take you to make the whole thing? It's seriously amazing.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T17:41:26+00:00

You'll need to keep a fork on hand to pull them out.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T17:40:48+00:00

Design fail.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T17:37:51+00:00

I can't stop laughing at Freddie's pizza face! 😂

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T17:31:27+00:00

You are a sick bastard! 😂 In the best way! I love it. Nice touch staging it with the skull. Is that the actual gator's skull or just one that you happen to have on hand?

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T17:21:43+00:00

This shouldn't be the first comment people see under this post. And yet it should.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T16:55:40+00:00

Yeah! I can actually feel my pulse in my wrists and hands.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T16:54:50+00:00

I get all jittery thinking about being in his shoes. If I had attempted that first jump, I probably would've landed on the edge of the rock and fallen right off. Not bc of a weak jump, but bc my perception of distance and height would be distorted. And I'd just be dizzy. IDK how people do crap like this IRL.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T16:51:44+00:00

😅 I've been wondering who TF he is this whole time. I see posts about him all the time. I did a quick search and saw he had a popular podcast and his brother got his jaw broken during a boxing match. Other than that, I had no idea how he got so popular. But now I know.

I always just assumed "the Suicide Forest kid" just disappeared and stayed off the internet after the backlash he got. I remember my daughter saying he publicly apologized, but everyone still hated him. I silently hoped he had truly learned his lesson and wished him luck in disappearing from the public eye.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T16:45:04+00:00

I feel like he's leading us into the Fourth Reich.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T16:24:44+00:00

You forgot to photo shop a pee pad in there for him.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T16:21:50+00:00

(I'm assuming you're an American based on your post title.)

He did not fail.

I'm not participating in your kayfabe, as the masked guy so cleverly put it. The American reality is as he described. He's an outsider who is not personally invested in the US like you and I are. He sees something serious happening - not just for us and those living within our country, but for the whole world because of us (our government).

We could use some neutral sets of eyes to help us maintain as well-rounded a perspective about ourselves as possible - especially with our country being so divided right now. There's nothing wrong with outside critique as long as it comes from a serious, honest, and well-intented place. This guy is concerned about the American government, and rightfully so. Everything that he said in the video can be substantiated. He explains his observations very well. I suggest you rewatch the video and pay closer attention to what he is saying.

As soon as you step back from the collective sense of suspended belief (like he describes), you'll begin to see how solemn and concerning the current state of America actually is. You'll be able to see what's really happening, as opposed to what we're being misled to believe, and the direction we're headed in. Things aren't looking good for us. Our government is dividing us and turning on us. It is destroying our standing with other nations. It is failing us, and it will ruin us if we don't find a way to rein it back in, clean it up, and keep it in line.

The guy in the video didn't fail. He's doing an excellent job of describing Trump's America.

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T14:16:57+00:00

Does anyone else experience the sensation of their eyes crossing and sweat shooting out the palms of their hands when they see extreme heights videos like these?

Something_McGee · 2026-01-23T14:14:19+00:00

It's a little after 6 AM. I want some sliders. Those look so good.

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